Cooking with . . . . . . .

[Mizango]

Wow, is Kuya synonymous with semen now? As soon as I saw the Cum Flan in the OP, images of Puerto Rico and a beautiful black woman named Kuya danced in my head.

wrrrrrrrryyyyy

[Vuitton]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking

You can see some of the contents of the book here. The oyster photos made me want to vomit. The margarita topper made me rofl.

[Mizango]

Man made Oysters

[Marius]

wut

[_chuchu]

wut

Not one wasted here :>

[Omnipotent]

I'm more interested on to finding out how you actually found this. Google.....anyone?

[Mayareira]

Energy drinks contain bull semen.
Enjoy!

[Joran]

Is this what they call Eco-friendly cooking? Waste not, want not?

[Lordwafik]

Disgusting

[guartz]

I'm more interested on to finding out how you actually found this. Google.....anyone?

Good point.

On second thought, you might not wanna know?

[Deejay]

Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.

Holy god lol.

[thestalkmore]

Holy god lol.

Oh jesus christ hahahaha

[Tubbers]

Ughh, that's so wrong on so many levels. Does anyone know how to lose your short term memory?

[Lordwafik]

Ughh, that's so wrong on so many levels. Does anyone know how to lose your short term memory?

When you find out, let me know

[Tubbers]

Got it, thank god for Wikipedia:

Drug-induced amnesia is intentionally caused by injection of an amnesiac drug to help a patient forget surgery or medical procedures, particularly those which are not performed under full anesthesia, or which are likely to be particularly traumatic. Such drugs are also referred to as "premedicants". Most commonly a 2'-halogenated benzodiazepine such as midazolam or flunitrazepam is the drug of choice, although other strongly amnestic drugs such as propofol or scopolamine may also be used for this application. Memories of the short time frame in which the procedure was performed are permanently lost or at least substantially reduced, but once the drug wears off, memory is no longer affected.

[Reality]

Spoiler: show

My Shoe Is Stuck In Goo [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Squeeze My Nuts
Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. To think, I've been wasting good food in tissues and toilet paper for 20+ years. Every time I get hungry now, I just start jacking off. I'm accumulating more spunk than I know what to do with, My freezer looks like a winter wonderland of solid, frozen cum. I put a full-size freezer in my garage to store the stuff - I actually built a snowman out of cum! Looks just like Frosty!

oh my fucking god LOL

[Joran]

Spoiler: show

My Shoe Is Stuck In Goo [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Squeeze My Nuts
Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. To think, I've been wasting good food in tissues and toilet paper for 20+ years. Every time I get hungry now, I just start jacking off. I'm accumulating more spunk than I know what to do with, My freezer looks like a winter wonderland of solid, frozen cum. I put a full-size freezer in my garage to store the stuff - I actually built a snowman out of cum! Looks just like Frosty!

oh my fucking god LOL

Fucking hippies.

[melbufrauma]

coming to a store near you semen flavored breast milk ice cream!

[Kyreth]

Culinary Student seeks x-rated kitchen aid! - w4m

Somebody's serious on this one. <O.O>

[Eaglestrike]

Culinary Student seeks x-rated kitchen aid! - w4m

Somebody's serious on this one. <O.O>

That's actually not that far from me...