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  1. 2008-11-25 14:20 #41
    Bingbong
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    How would he know she could have a realistic-like orgasm without playing around with her?
    So yeah, huge shenanigans on the no sex thing.
  2. 2008-11-25 14:22 #42
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    what the fuck happened to this guy? he has a ton of cs degrees and has made one of the most impressive robots i have ever seen and he works in a warehouse making $5 an hour wtf? what could he of done in his last job to where he can only work in a warehouse now? have sex with all the robots?
  3. 2008-11-25 14:30 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    http://sirjorge.com/randomimages/larsandtherealgirl.jpg
    You stole my response .

    Also calling BS on the no sex thing. I'm pretty sure everyone here would bone a robot if they had the chance to. ;o

    rule #34!
  4. 2008-11-25 14:30 #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by fstfrk13 View Post
    what the fuck happened to this guy? he has a ton of cs degrees and has made one of the most impressive robots i have ever seen and he works in a warehouse making $5 an hour wtf? what could he of done in his last job to where he can only work in a warehouse now? have sex with all the robots?
    Probably this guy....

    BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
  5. 2008-11-25 14:37 #45
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    If he's never had a real girlfriend, then how does he know that she has realistic orgasms?
  6. 2008-11-25 14:41 #46
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  7. 2008-11-25 14:44 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waef View Post
    If he's never had a real girlfriend, then how does he know that she has realistic orgasms?
    Shes a faker I heard.
  8. 2008-11-25 14:45 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waef View Post
    If he's never had a real girlfriend, then how does he know that she has realistic orgasms?
    Realism is relative, obviously.
  9. 2008-11-25 14:46 #49
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    I was going to read the OP but then I decided I'd rather make out with my Monrobot
  10. 2008-11-25 15:52 #50
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  11. 2008-11-25 16:04 #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waef View Post
    If he's never had a real girlfriend, then how does he know that she has realistic orgasms?
    H-game description!
  12. 2008-11-25 16:07 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katlan View Post
    inb4 Chobits
    lol Thought the same exact shit.
  13. 2008-11-25 16:13 #53
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  14. 2008-11-25 16:13 #54
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    If you read the tooltip, it will tell you what its like.
  15. 2008-11-25 18:32 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dohorehn View Post
    Let's see if he still loves her when she mysteriously learns a 13,001st phrase.

    "I'm going to kill you."
    lmfao... and yes.. BS on the sex thing. I mean, you say you wanted her to be real, wouldn't you put your effort into figuring out how to get her to walk before that other stuff? O.o
  16. 2008-11-25 18:50 #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatwasnifty View Post
    It's Warren Mears!
    You bastard, you beat me to it.
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