NFL Week 13; Turkey, Lions, and Titans... Le sigh.

[Penthesilea]

Why carry a gun if there isn't any bullets in it?

I didn't say don't have any in the clip, just not chambered.

[Callisto]

A lot of times the sight of a gun is protection enough to deter a lot of shit, unless you're fucking with some real thugs. Either way if you are putting a pistol next to your dick at least think to put the safety on and not have one in the chamber.

[Tyche]

I don't have a problem with the gun being loaded, but not having a safety on is fucking retarded. Maybe he somehow tripped the safety and coincidentally hit the trigger simultaneously while grabbing the gun, but that would be pretty far-fucking-fetched.

[archibaldcrane]

Why carry a gun if there isn't any bullets in it?

When you put a clip into a pistol, the first bullet isn't ready to fire until you cock the slide once, which "chambers" the first bullet.

A more apt question is "why didn't he use the safety" but look, the guy had a gun in his sweatpants. He's fucking retarded. Safeties, chambered bullets, etc. - there is only one answer. He's fucking retarded.

[Kailee]

Oh I read the quote wrong, thought you meant no bullets in the clip. But yea, dude is retarded.

[octopus]

I now know why Minnesota's run defense is so good ;o

NFL suspends six players for doping violations - Yahoo! News

[Eticket]

haha I was just about to post the ESPN article on that.

Deuce got suspended along with 2 DLs for the Vikes

[Dimmauk]

I now know why Minnesota's run defense is so good ;o

NFL suspends six players for doping violations - Yahoo! News

The Williams wall gone for the FB playoffs.

[Callisto]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY COULDN'T THAT HAPPEN LAST FUCKING WEEK

[tyven]

jesus the nfc north is gonna get won by an 8-8 team

[Callisto]

That 8-8 team could've been us easily!

Sucks that it happens 2 days after they make that huge goal line stop, lol. That and the following play pretty much totally swung that game.

[Akiyama]

I KNOW WHY THEY ARE DOING THIS! THEY ARE DOING IT SO THE LIONS CAN WIN A GAME!

Incoming Conspiracy theory.

[Callisto]

I think the NFL would get more publicity for the Lions going 0-16 than 1-15, lol.

[Kailee]

They'd have to suspend Chester Taylor and Adrian Peterson to give the Lions a shot at winning Or somehow bend the rules and make Adrian Peterson play for the Lions which would be awesome to see.

[Akiyama]

Don't say that. Everyone thought that for Miami and look what happens. I swear if the Lions win, I'll be Hulk angry.

[Dimmauk]

They'd have to suspend Chester Taylor and Adrian Peterson to give the Lions a shot at winning Or somehow bend the rules and make Adrian Peterson play for the Lions which would be awesome to see.

If the NFL made this Peterson run for the Vikes, he would still run for 100+ and a couple TDs
http://www.600.org/tv_stars/pictures...m_petersen.jpg

[Deejay]

The NFL wouldn't and shouldn't be footing the bill. The NFLPA should. The players put in a ton of money into union contributions, but you have to convince the 95% of the players to pay the extra dues for the 5% of the idiots that need protection. I'm not saying that it's always the 5%'s fault, but I'd say the random holdup/robbery is few and far between. Most of the players needing the security put themselves in those situations.

Collier was shot outside an apartment building. Steve Smith with robbed outside his house. Sean Taylor was killed inside his own bedroom. Darrent Williams was shot inside of his own limo.

How many of these situations are a direct result of a player putting himself somewhere he shouldn't be?

Edit: The only sitaution I can think of is Javon Williams getting jumped on a Las Vegas strip, and the Pacman fiasco. Those are few and far between and it's dumb to blame innocent guys over the 2-3 boneheads.

And I don't know if you can even call them boneheads.... because that's like blaming a girl for getting raped because she wore her skirt too high.

[archibaldcrane]

This shapes up nicely for the Packers dim playoff hopes.

[tyven]

dunta robinson was robbed in his home as well

[tyven]

this article came out like 2 weeks ago or so, provides some really good insight into what's going on in the heads of athletes. even non knuckle head gun in sweatpants athletes like Big Ben
NFL Security: Clinton Portis, Redskins RB - ESPN The Magazine