What are you thankful for?

[Kaelia]

Thankful for the willpower to not brick myself in the face...

[Norellicus]

Thankful that some people are willing to run with jokes instead of getting a stick up their butt.

[Kiro]

Tits, asses, and penises.

[Headspace]

Tits, asses, and penises.

and paternity tests?

[Nirokun!]

Thankful that I'm smart enough to let people die instead of killing them myself (*'-')

Also, endorphins.

[Kiro]

and paternity tests?

gtfo

[Cerb]

i am thankful for the sun

[Lliandra]

I'm thankful for the fact that we don't celebrate this and i am currently at work and have been since 7am... no wait...

[oldoldman]

Conservatism in exile.

I'm not a conservative, both ends of the spectrum are equally retarded.

[Septimus]

I am thankful that I have a family that I love.

I am more thankful that I am not around them all of the time because I wouldn't love them anymore.

[Intense]

Thankful for sexy tiems.

[Mizango]

Same thanks as Rocl because of people like Mizango.

It works every time. The ironing of your post is fucking astonishing.

I am thankful that dumb pretentious fucks like you are born every day. I mean who else would fall for something like that?

[Vail]

having a stable job, especially in times like this

[Minnich]

Thankful for good beer, good friends, and four day weekends.

[Serif]

Opened my fridge just a second ago and realized I am happy for all the extra turkey left over and how many sandwiches that will make me in the future.

[Dimmauk]

I'm glad I didn't have to join the Military to get a college degree. I have some friends that had to sell their soul get get a scholarship. I guess working two jobs and going to school and living in a two room apartment > Iraq.

[Sunrider]

Porn.

I'm thankful for porn.

[ozz]

thankful for my chicken fried

[Edgie]

I'm thankful for every second of every minute that I get to spend with my daughter.

[Klutz]

I'm thankful for love.

God knows what we would do if there wasn't that one person that makes me miss them every second I am not in their arms.