Florida man assaulted girlfriend with cheeseburger.

[SamanosukeShiva]

FOXNews.com - Cops: Florida Man Assaulted Girlfriend With Cheeseburger - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

it was mcdonald

[Deejay]

food fight whoamg call fox news

[Furtwangler]

She should press charges.

[altwight]

what a waste of time

[Demosthenes11]

I hit a friend in the face with a ham sandwich a few years back. It was so movie-esque too...
Took off one slice of bread, the ham with mayo struck his cheek square, stuck there for a moment, and slowly slid down.

I'm glad he didn't press charges

[Souj]

why.
is.
this.
news.
?.

[Devolver]

i feel like i have to.

[Elvis]

We're standing on the precipice of yet another war with brown people whom will most likely be slaughtered under a cute Orwellian slogan like Operation Iranian Liberation and also a 2nd Great Depression and we instead get....cheeseburgers?

Life fails.

[guartz]

I always thought that people who believe the inherit dishonesty U.S assigns to it's military operation names, pretty much deserve to be lied to.

[Correction]

We're standing on the precipice of yet another war with brown people whom will most likely be slaughtered under a cute Orwellian slogan like Operation Iranian Liberation and also a 2nd Great Depression and we instead get....cheeseburgers?

Life fails.

Fox News.

Florida.

[Elvis]

I always thought that people who believe the inherit dishonesty U.S assigns to it's military operation names, pretty much deserve to be lied to.

Newspeak:
-Freedom Fries
-Patriot Act
-Operation Iraqi Liberation (was changed to Freedom though)
-Operation Liberty Shield (A SHIELD OF LIBERTY)
-War on Terror
-Coalition of the Willing (with guest star, Turkey!)
-'Birth pangs of a new Middle East' (1000ish dead Lebanese civilians in Lebanon war, 200 dead Hezbollah soldiers, 200 dead Israeli soldiers, 80 dead Israeli civilians, chemical contamination in southern Lebanon damaging the environment + unforeseen future consequences all over 2 Israeli soldiers taken hostages)
etc. etc.

[BRP]

why.
is.
this.
news.
?.

If it is on a news website you have to make a thread about it, no exceptions.

[archibaldcrane]

Click "other shorts of mine" in my sig, then click on "Phone Call" to see real assault with a sandwich action.

[Dimmauk]

$1,000 Hamburger.....almost as bad as a $27 million bullet. I bet it felt good to smash that hamburger in her face.

[Mizango]

Click "other shorts of mine" in my sig, then click on "Phone Call" to see real assault with a sandwich action.

I have that short saved lol. Since this article is bullshit I will derail for a second, a friend of mine really likes the movies in your sig and bugs me shitless about letting him know when you post more.

I will soon force an arranged marriage between you two.

[Drex]

Gonzalez wouldn't let her get out of the vehicle, so the woman threw his drink out of the car, according to the report.

In response, Gonzalez allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face.

ahahahaha how was this not worth reading?

[Bartylby]

she must have been pretty cheesed off! BAHAHAHA...




















sorry

[AoE]

Everytime I read the topic title, I get a craving for a cheeseburger.

[Ohemgee]

$1000 bond? Jesus

[Day]

Everytime I read the topic title, I get a craving for a cheeseburger.

Can't stop watching that one little girl in your sig that keeps fucking up the hand motion. I mean they are doing it over and over you would think she would learn sooner or later.