
Originally Posted by
Feielle
When I was in highschool, my dad caught a group of middle-school kids trying to kick over the Mary statue in our nativity scene in our front yard. This has happened in the past, so he bolted them down to a wooden board.
About 9pm, we hear this loud CRACK and he goes hauling ass out into the front yard, and comes back with 2 of them, dragging them by their shirts. Calls their parents, parents come over, yell at the kids right in front of us. One mom popped the hell out of her kid on the way back to the car.
Best. Christmas. Ever.