If you could be...for one day...

[ZarakiKujata]

Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov, so I could rise from my mausoleum and reinvent Mother Russia as the socialist utipia that it would have been before that Stalin schmuck came and screwed everything up.

Yes because clearly Russia had developed itself adequately for socialism to work when Lenin came to power.

Tough time deciding, Barack Obama or Bill Clinton would be pretty cool but oth being Sarah Palin, George Lucas, or George Bush so that I could commit Harikari does have its merits.

[GRT]

One of the major owners of Exxon-Mobil and give all my money to charity.

[Not Kuno]

Can I pick God? I'm gonna pick God.

[Yuri-G]

An acquaintance of Walt Whitman, to ask him all the stuff I always wanted to know about Leaves of Grass.

yes, it's about pot

no, he won't smoke you up

[Yuri-G]

Can I pick God? I'm gonna pick God.

God's not a person, but you can pick Jesus if you want. Not Mohammed because he's make-believe.

[AoE]

I'd be one of the guys that killed a bear with his bare hands and experience being one of the most badass motherfuckers in the world.

[Jefe]

Sir Isaac Newton or Gottfried Leibniz.

[Klutz]

Any guy in general to feel what getting kicked in the nuts feels like.

[Tyche]

Getting kicked or hit hard isn't always so bad. In the right spot and fashion, however, you just barely have to hit it, you'll go down in an instance.

Maybe we can swap, I'll play with your tits and you can have my nuts. Kind of like the figurative relationship with my wife...

[Penthesilea]

Any guy in general to feel what getting kicked in the nuts feels like.

hahah yeah. when you get fuckin kicked in the balls and pass out before homeroom room that's fun stufs

[Tristam]

Sir Isaac Newton or Gottfried Leibniz.

Nowai would I wanna be Newton, he was insane.

Robert Hooke, the man who Newton feuded with, I'd wanna be him. Not only was he the first cell biologist, but he was a helluva physicist/astronomer for his day.

[Ramor]

maybe Rasputin, would be an interesting experience

[Demosthenes11]

I would be Terrell Owens so I could kill myself.

yessss

Dane Cook, so I could kill myself

[Souj]

yessss

Dane Cook, so I could kill myself and Carlos Mencia

don't forget to kill Carlos Mencia before killing yourself.

[_chuchu]

don't forget to kill Carlos Mencia before killing yourself.

Oh god, this.

[Souj]

I'd be Dave Chappelle and sign a contract for more seasons of the chappelle show.

[-Zer0-]

Bruce Lee or Johnny Depp

[Pun]

Toss up between a young Mel Brooks or Gene Wilder.

[Kohan]

I second killing Mencia. Please do that immediately.

[Ohaigaiz]

I'd be Minidragon because I want his gears.

Anyone else... I'd be the guy in charge of our nukes then launch all of them and destroy the world.