Snow...in Texas?

[dritero]

This is funny. Vancouver, BC, CANADA hasn't even had a snowfall this year.

[Charismatic]

That video just summed up page 3.

Now we really ain't bros anymore.
What's this page 3 bullshit? Update your settings.

[Mizango]

Now we really ain't bros anymore.
What's this page 3 bullshit? Update your settings.

The stone age is where its at man. Fuck your snow and your technology, I am about to convert and become a dino-rider.

[Dimmauk]

Mighty Morphin Mizango

[Saivan]

Popping in and touching bases with some of your comments on the Houston Rap scene.

hi folks D:

1. My snow is awesome. Fuck your blizzards and Appalachian winds and shit. I ran outside in the snow and busted those bad ass hispanic kids from next door with snowballs and it felt GOOD.

2. Coincidentally used to rap with Chalie Boy. No I don't own any of his CDs. The only one I had of his (think it was one of his "Versatyle Child" mixtapes that I got for free from Bull) back in 2004-5ishm, I played frisbee golf with it on I-45. I won.

3. Geto Boys and Scarface (Rap-a-lot) and UGK (albeit from PA) did pave the way for the Houston (and by extension Texas) nationwide rap scene. but Chamillionare, Slim Thug, lolPaul Wall, and lolMike Jones are the ones that actually put us on TV. Big Tuck and Tum-Tum you can throw in there because they have singles out, etc.

4. I think it's wholeheartedly trash now, and has been trash since about the time the video for "Still Tippin'" was made. Even on the screw regional scale, it's trash. I loved it from 1995-2003ish.

5. Out of everyone in Houston that was signed in that burst in.. 2005?, the only one with potential was Chamill, and somewhat Boss Hogg (C.Ward and Kyleon, J-dawg is straight, Slim is aight). Despite his fame, Cham failed as soon as he stopped with his metaphors and 'balla rap.' If he stayed with that style and creativity, but switched topics a bit, he would be respected a lot more by hardcore hip-hop heads. Hell, even Wayne is getting nods these days, but "Ridin Dirty" can suck a penis.

6.Everybody and their mama wants to rap already, and with the boom of Myspace and Youtube, the indie pool is flooded with shitty rappers with even shittier songs. Like Z-ro said, "Everybody is a star on the internet."

7. I still listen to some screwed stuff from random DJs, but its nothing like the 'home grown' exclusivity and feelings that it used to have. 5-6 years ago, if you were rappin down in Texas and you weren't with SUC, Swishahouse, CCC, BHO, or Freestyle Kings or even DSR, or hell 3rd Degree, you were a nobody. Now anybody with bootlegged recording program can 'screw', and with a 30 dollar mic and a CD burner you can rap and potentially 'sell' your music. Anyone with internet access can make a myspace page and add 5 billion friends and make themselves seem like a superstar. Fuck the internets.

8. Get off my snow's crotch region.

Edit: 9. I wish I could loop YouTube.

[Mizango]

Who the fuck is Tuck and Yum Yum? This the shit im talking about, they are known to you and you only. Keep your filth to yourself, the Cincinnati Bengals have a single out too. Nominate them for a grammy?

I mean we get it, its snowed. Its nice the first time, kind of like getting your first piece of poon. Been there done that, we dont need to hear about it EVERY day, get POSTCARDS, NEW CLIPPINGS and no we dont give a fuck about flooding our inboxes with pictures from your camera. Welcome to 4 Billion B.C?

[Saivan]

Who the fuck is Tuck and Yum Yum? This the shit im talking about.

Blame Dallas.

I mean we get it, its snowed. Its nice the first time, kind of like getting your first piece of poon. Been there done that, we dont need to hear about it EVERY day, get POSTCARDS, NEW CLIPPINGS and no we dont give a fuck about flooding our inboxes with pictures from your camera. Welcome to 4 Billion B.C?

BRB getting pics of half-inch snowfall and makin siggy.

Ooooh Edit: I find it hilarious that I completely forgot to mention Lil' Flip.

[Cow_k]

Incoming siggie of white with patches of green sticking through everywhere~ OH MY GOD CLOSE THE SCHOOLS BAR YOURSELF IN YOUR HOUSES! WE'RE ALL GONNA FREEZE!

[Mizango]

6" is definitely something to write home about.

Shiiiiii Get ya shine on dawg.

[Mizango]

Incoming siggie of white with patches of green sticking through everywhere~ OH MY GOD CLOSE THE SCHOOLS BAR YOURSELF IN YOUR HOUSES! WE'RE ALL GONNA FREEZE!

No, that is seriously what happened lol

[Daemien]

Oh man It's snowing here in Southern Louisiana right now. My whole neighborhood is either outside trying to play in it or taking pictures. lol It's the weirdest thing it's my first snow like this D:

You live in fucking tyler? small world

[Saivan]

Incoming siggie of white with patches of green sticking through everywhere~ OH MY GOD CLOSE THE SCHOOLS BAR YOURSELF IN YOUR HOUSES! WE'RE ALL GONNA FREEZE!

It was like 29 degrees outside. I pelted kids with snowballs and took my ass back in the house after no more than 10 minutes. 29 degrees to us is like -10 to everyone else.

If its colder than 60 degrees I have on pants and most likely a leather jacket.

[Stiker]

Miz, I'm going to send you a postcard of Texas snow that says "GO COWBOYS".

[Cow_k]

Shit. It hasn't been over 30 degrees in like a month here. We're looking at -1 tomorrow. Hit -30 with windchill last year at one point.

[Mizango]

Miz, I'm going to send you a postcard of Texas snow that says "GO COWBOYS".

I will send you a box of fire if you do. I swear it.

[Stiker]

I will send you a box of fire if you do. I swear it.

Snow will extinguish it.

[Saivan]

Aw shii, almost forgot Miz is on Bismarck.

Gonna send a snowman to your del box, fresh from H-town.

[Mizango]

Fuck you giaz.

[Stiker]

Aw shii, almost forgot Miz is on Bismarck.

Gonna send a snowman to your del box, fresh from H-town.

Send this one:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_R9w-C8stxI4/R9...Snowman%21.jpghttp://www.ndtex.com/images/DallasCowboySnowman%21.jpg
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_R9w-C8stxI4/R9...Snowman%21.jpg

[Mizango]

Gun totting, Body guard fighting, stripper shooting snowman? Interesting.

I am now questioning the toughness of said snowman.



Edit: If someone makes me a TO snowman and puts prescription medicine in his hands you will earn my ever lasting admiration. Either that or one doing sit ups in your driveway or crying.