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  1. 2008-12-12 17:15 #1
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    Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

    http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/lizzy-frisinger.jpg

    Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was “gr8″.

    We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide spread humiliation on the interwebs.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...inger-21-1.jpg

    Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (above) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers (according to TheChive) leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story.

    Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance. As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man.
    Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad
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    Wow, that is the greatest thing I've ever seen on an iPhone.

    She deserves an award for biggest fuck up ever.
  3. 2008-12-12 17:18 #3
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    old and fake
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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad
    Leaping Lizzy knockin boots
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    "wish u were here!" to see my 1st time? lol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Basically this. THE LUCKY BOY MAN!
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    Times like these I wish to know what punishment happens o_o
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    Why would an 18 year old be punished for having sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra View Post
    Why would an 18 year old be punished for having sex?
    Yes, Cause I know if your daughter had random sex on a beach with someone and texted you about it you would totally be cool with it.
  11. 2008-12-12 23:12 #11
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    OMG this sos soooooo embarrassingn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dareus View Post
    Yes, Cause I know if your daughter had random sex on a beach with someone and texted you about it you would totally be cool with it.
    Or maybe you would talk with her to make sure she was safe about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Or maybe you would talk with her to make sure she was safe about it.
    You make an excellent point because I'm pretty sure there wasn't a lifeguard on duty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You make an excellent point because I'm pretty sure there wasn't a lifeguard on duty.
    LOOOL

    Leave it to Day to save the "Day".

    *knee slap


    Oh lawd I dun made a funnay.
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    I'm sure someone there knew the breast stroke.
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    Mizango
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    lol nice one and so it begins...
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    Wow, she really waited that until she was 18?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You make an excellent point because I'm pretty sure there wasn't a lifeguard on duty.
    You are right, her and her baby that was created the moment of conception could have been both killed, and that is abortion, which is bad.
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