So I farted, big deal.

[Klutz]

So my BF and I were watching a movie, and lo and behold, I shook the heavens by farting. Nothing big and special. I just farted.

Now he farts all the time, and doesn't even say excuse me. He's a guy, and it doesn't bother me, it's just what you guys do.

But when I do it, I get reamed? Lol.

Have any of you guys thought that your GF farting a huge deal?

[BRP]

My brain just became liquid and spilled out my ears.

[zoobernut]

My wife tried to avoid farting around me until we moved in together. Even before we were married but after we lived together all bets were off and really we only make fun of each other if it is really bad but it is something you really have to get over eventually. Specially if you share a bed because you can't stop yourself in your sleep.

[Tyche]

I hate it when my wife farts...even after 8 years or whatever.

[Ohemgee]

Women farts always smell like they have a decaying animal in their anus.

Yes its a stereotype, big deal.

[Thistle]

We're supposed to believe that you're female and know how to the Internet? Ha! Can't fool me.

[Kyo]

I say turn everything into a fucking thunderdome and make sure you dutch oven his ass, ill bet he wont pick on you then.

[Mizango]

Awesome thread lol.

Take Kyo's advice and let us know what happens.

[Klutz]

I suppose, but I just thought that saying "Excuse me" would have been my free passage out of not even getting into the fact that I just farted. But I guess not, lol.

[Kyo]

Dutch oven is the only answer.

[Devolver]

We're supposed to believe that you're female and know how to the Internet? Ha! Can't fool me.

^^^

I think this is the actual situation on our hands here.

[ferigor]

Once, while mid coitus with my lady friend, I began to smell what was obviously a nasty fart. So of course, being curious, I go "Baby, did you fart?" To which she started crying, and told me that she had never farted in front of anyone, not even her mom. I laughed heartily, and subsequently was stricken with blue balls. It was pretty funny, but probably not worth it.

Follow up fart questions: Was it loud? Did it smell? Did you try lighting it on fire? Thats pretty cool. The flame is this creepy color of green.

[Mizango]

Seen pictures fellas, I can confirm.

[Mizango]

Once, while mid coitus with my lady friend, I began to smell what was obviously a nasty fart. So of course, being curious, I go "Baby, did you fart?" To which she started crying, and told me that she had never farted in front of anyone, not even her mom. I laughed heartily, and subsequently was stricken with blue balls. It was pretty funny, but probably not worth it.

Follow up fart questions: Was it loud? Did it smell? Did you try lighting it on fire? Thats pretty cool. The flame is this creepy color of green.

ROFL oh god that story kicked ass.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

I think you're a cool guy if you fart.

[Mr. Flippy]

eh i dont think females farting is a big deal actually. i find it funny at times. its like "wtf, that came out of you.lol". but yeah dutch oven his ass, and sneak a ninja fart on him every now and then

[Kyo]

ROFL oh god that story kicked ass.

Whoa u caught a fart in a picture?

[Devolver]

Follow up fart questions: Was it loud? Did it smell? Did you try lighting it on fire? Thats pretty cool. The flame is this creepy color of green.

And a follow-up to this, if i may.

Was this like a tight, squeeky fart? Or like a prison-typed cheek flapping loose fart?

THESE QUESTIONS ARE CRUCIAL WOMAN

[Ohemgee]

You ever had a wet fart that you had to check your ass to see if anything came out?

Always happens in public

[Elvis]

Women don't fart. THIS IS BLASPHEMY