So I farted, big deal.

[Kyo]

You ever had a wet fart that you had to check your ass to see if anything came out?

Always happens in public

Or you let a super warm chilli bean fart while on a big date.

[Kohan]

Follow up fart questions: Was it loud? Did it smell? Did you try lighting it on fire? Thats pretty cool. The flame is this creepy color of green.

So, your sig is a guideline? I will remember that, thanks.

[Mizango]

^ lolol

[Kyo]

God a thread like this is too much fun on a sunday morning.

[Denchi]

My gf and I have been dating for almost 3 years, and she's only farted once in front of me (and we spend a LOT of time together). Never in her sleep or anything, she's asian and says she never really has to fart, but I call BS, I think it's a mental block.

The one time she did fart she was straddling me and trying to turn me on, and I bursted out laughing. And just because she's such a prude about it, I've never let her live it down.

But I agree with the OP, even if you and your gf become "ok" with farting in front of each other, it still smells and it's still rude, so I try not to fart in front of her, or if I do, I make sure I'm downwind or something.

[ferigor]

So, your sig is a guideline? I will remember that, thanks.

I think its important to know the context of the fart more to know whether or not the guy's reaction was appropriate. If it was a really big fart, and she'd never farted in front of him before, I think that should elicit a response. If it was an average everyday fart, then he shouldn't have freaked out. If she had the presence of mind to ignite the fart, this implies a few things to me. Mostly, that she has farted many times before. Not all farts can be lit aflame, and predicting whether or not it will burst into a fireball of glory is kind of a crap shoot (pun, slightly intended). Nothing is worse than tossing your legs behind your head, flicking the lighter and then.... nothing happens. If a woman lit the first fart she farted in front of me on fire, I'd probably marry her.

As for my sig, its a line from Futurama.

[Jefe]

Have any of you guys thought that your GF farting a huge deal?

Err, mine has never released gas (unless it was odorless and silent), and never have I. I don't want to expose others to inhale my intestinal particles, not to mention it's vulgar and downright fucking nasty. Hell, even in public lavatories I have to wait till I'm by myself or flush the toilet to mask the sound.

One of my friends was like that, he'd just drop bombs in front of god and everybody. So I told him to hold his gases because no one wanted to inhale his shit.

[kuronosan]

So my BF and I were watching a movie, and lo and behold, I shook the heavens by farting. Nothing big and special. I just farted.

Now he farts all the time, and doesn't even say excuse me. He's a guy, and it doesn't bother me, it's just what you guys do.

But when I do it, I get reamed? Lol.

Have any of you guys thought that your GF farting a huge deal?

Nope. Then again my girlfriend doesn't revel in it and usually doesn't make a big deal. Most guys will because girls are usually lady-like and don't go farting all over the place (or are really prude about it).

I don't care if a girl farts but if they get all "guy-like" about it I won't want to hang around them.

I do the same thing for my friends too. I think it's disgusting (even if it's natural) to fart on people or know that you have to fart and then fart on or near somebody.

[Qalbert]

Err, mine has never released gas (unless it was odorless and silent), and never have I. I don't want to expose others to inhale my intestinal particles, not to mention it's vulgar. Hell, even in public lavatories I have to wait till I'm by myself or flush the toilet.

One of my friends was like that, just drop bombs in front of god and everybody. So I told him to hold his gases because no one wanted to inhale his shit.

pussy, XD

[Ashira]

There was a thread here not that long ago where some guy was on a date and the girl farted while he was in the bathroom, but he came back a bit too soon and he like, went off on how horrible it was that she did that, when you know he'd have done the same thing if he'd had to.

This is why I hate men. You hold us to ridiculous standards and then blame US when we can't live up to them.

[SephYuyX]

Depends on how hot the girl is.

[AoE]

I used to have doubts about my g/f until I accidentally let out a bomb and she just smiled at me. She's yet to fart around me but if she can accept my farts, I'll have to accept her "mistakes" too.

Around everyone else, fuck it.

[Devolver]

2-page fart thread-a-go-go

My ex-fiance would fart in front of me all the time. I told her that was fine, but if it smelled bad, I was going to beat the hell out of her.

[Klutz]

Domestic abuse caused by gas.

[Kyo]

Domesticaly abusing my nose, I would sue.

[Kohan]

As for my sig, its a line from Futurama.

I meant the green mist, but thanks for the clarification.

[grantlogan]

Everybody farts. Shocking, I know.

[Talus]

It's a pretty big milestone in a relationship. When you can fart around each other, you know you've moved past "trying to be perfect."

On another note, I was riding an elevator in the main research library at my university a while ago, with a girl I didn't know and I busted ass. I looked over at her and laughed, she laughed, and I said, "I guess we should take our relationship to the next level."

[Kyo]

You shit on her w/o dating her, awesome, I laughed tho, good one.

[Parshias]

I suppose, but I just thought that saying "Excuse me" would have been my free passage out of not even getting into the fact that I just farted. But I guess not, lol.

Your problem was that you said "Excuse me." All men know that once you fart you cannot be apologetic about it. Had you grabbed him by the neck and shoved his face into the cushion you had just defouled, screaming "How you like that, bitch?!" he probably wouldn't have given you a hard time about it.