So I farted, big deal.

[Penthesilea]

I always loved gym class, you'd always hear a toot or two when having to do sit ups for the fitness exams. Girl/guy didn't matter, there was escaping gas up and down the lines, and I'd always start laughing and mess up.

About girls farting, whenever my ex would fart in public (or someone else) and I knew it wasn't me, I'd ask her real loud if she farted. I'm an asshole btw

[#686578]

So this girl was sitting on my face and took a dump on my neck/chest.

But at least she didn't fart.

[Shalyn]

Your problem was that you said "Excuse me." All men know that once you fart you cannot be apologetic about it. Had you grabbed him by the neck and shoved his face into the cushion you had just defouled, screaming "How you like that, bitch?!" he probably wouldn't have given you a hard time about it.

LMAO, this thread is awesome XD
My boyfriend tries to never fart in front of me, or burp.. think he was raised by many females.

People take gas too seriously. In fact, I will take it less seriously by telling you all that I once farted in my sleep so loud that I woke us both up. Then I laughed myself to sleep.

[Kang]

Gassing people is so much fun. My dad and I always try to outdo each other lol.

[Deftscythe]

Really expected the OP to just consist of:

"Wanna fight about it?"
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8472/paddyih7.jpg

[_chuchu]

So this girl was sitting on my face and took a dump on my neck/chest.

But at least she didn't fart.

pics?

[Lordwafik]

There was a thread here not that long ago where some guy was on a date and the girl farted while he was in the bathroom, but he came back a bit too soon and he like, went off on how horrible it was that she did that, when you know he'd have done the same thing if he'd had to.

This is why I hate men. You hold us to ridiculous standards and then blame US when we can't live up to them.

Have you came out as a lesbian yet or what?

[Kuya]

When are you coming onto me Wafik?

[thatwasnifty]

Fact: flatulence is always funny.

[Lordwafik]

When are you coming onto me Wafik?

Already did in the other thread in the gaming forum.

[Vail]

Allow me to openly apologize in his stead, for I truly am my brothers keeper.

I'd still let him fart on my penis tbh.

you really are your brothers keeper, amen.

[altwight]

fart is such a retarded word. i prefer the word poot.

so, anyone who thinks pooting is disgusting probably thinks taking a shit is disgusting. conversation goes like this:

a: i gotta poop
b: omg ewwwwwwwww
a: what? you act like you've never taken a shit before
b: ..........yea but i dont wanna know about it

[Intense]

My mom says either "poot" or "fluff." It just sounds stupid to me.

[altwight]

rofl fluff

[Kuya]

Already did in the other thread in the gaming forum.

I'll never understand you and your Australian ways.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Farts, I can deal with. But queefs have to be the most disgusting thing ever expelled from an orifice. I had a girlfriend that thought I was asleep and ripped a huge wet Vart that sounded like she was shuffling a deck of cards and ran me out of bed. We both laughed it off later, but she would get disgusted when I farted in my sleep. Twisted justice if you ask me

[Boyiee]

Farts, I can deal with. But queefs have to be the most disgusting thing ever expelled from an orifice. I had a girlfriend that thought I was asleep and ripped a huge wet Vart that sounded like she was shuffling a deck of cards and ran me out of bed. We both laughed it off later, but she would get disgusted when I farted in my sleep. Twisted justice if you ask me

I got a mental image and I hated it. Never again.

[Kyo]

Cant unthink that...

[Lordender]

What goes in must come out.

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

[Nirokun!]

Its hard for me to take the whiners seriously when I ask people to give me detailed descriptions of what comes OUT of their butts, and sometimes collect samples (no, not give them a cup, COLLECT.) I guess I got over it because my dog was old (and eventually sick) and incontinent for a while, and he just couldnt help peeing/pooping on the floor. My mom would yell at him and just get frustrated and I'd just clean it up and tell her to just forgive him. Its just poop, not the end of the world.

(I go to nursing school btw, not some creep-o who asks people about their poop lol.)

tangent~

My favorite moment with a patient was a with this sweet old lady. I asked to look at her vagoo (as I should be, she had catheter) and she told me "No baby, there's just some things that young people shouldn't see, and these cookies have crumbled." Funniest lady I met in clinical yet :3