So I farted, big deal.

[Vail]

"No baby, there's just some things that young people shouldn't see, and these cookies have crumbled." Funniest lady I met in clinical yet :3

I'll admit: I laughed

got a guy back home who calls farts "fluffing bunnies" never understood why you'd call it that. but jesus fucking christ that little gremlin man would always let out the nastiest farts and try to always be near everyone in the house when he did it

[Lordender]

all the farting you'll ever need to know

http://bcrawford.net/multimedia/competition.mp3

[Ksandra]

I thought to myself whether I should ever post this on bg....but this thread is too perfect...

NSFW www.cakefarts.com NSFW

Srly how is this a turn on, someone tell me....

[Null]

It won't load for me, but I am starting to think that's a good thing.

[Klutz]

It won't load for me, but I am starting to think that's a good thing.

Ditto.

[Ksandra]

here same vid different site

Cake Farter Cakefarts Cake Farts still NSFW incase people don't read

[Stumblingdrunk]

here same vid different site

Cake Farter Cakefarts Cake Farts still NSFW incase people don't read

I was thinking to myself, i must be missing something, surely it can't literally be what the url suggests, but sure enough....

[Vail]

Srly how is this a turn on, someone tell me....

idk how it's a turn on, but I was laughing and holding my side, probably from just how random/stupid that video was.

[Epical]

Farts, I can deal with. But queefs have to be the most disgusting thing ever expelled from an orifice. I had a girlfriend that thought I was asleep and ripped a huge wet Vart that sounded like she was shuffling a deck of cards and ran me out of bed. We both laughed it off later, but she would get disgusted when I farted in my sleep. Twisted justice if you ask me

God rofl, nice description.

And yeah, I've had the misfortune of coming across Cakefarts.com before. =(

[Teffy]

don't forget cakefarts.com/meatloaf

and the puddingfarts one.

We were just talking about this last night in LS for god knows what reason.

[Kohan]

Despite its being old, I had never watched Cakefarts before. And now that I have, all that I can say is it's fucking hilarious.

[tenriotaru]

You guys ever been in the shower, let one rip and it sounds like an elephant? Stinks like god awful too.

[Guitarman]

You guys ever been in the shower, let one rip and it sounds like an elephant? Stinks like god awful too.

Haven't you learned anything from austin powers? Everyone likes their own brand.

[Wintermute]

Haven't you learned anything from austin powers? Everyone likes their own brand.

Not true, every once in a while you let one loose that even you cannot stand. Those are the bad ones.

Strangest term I've ever heard for fart was "gufty".

[Lliandra]

When i was little, my parents would called farts "Pumps" and i would get bollocked for saying fart

My bf and i have been seeing each other for nearly 2.5 years and we have a house together (mortgage and that) and we freely break wind in front of each other to hilarious amusement. We had a fart fight in bed once, i've never laughed so much in my life.

inb4omgfatuglysmellybitch. Notrly, just comfortable with myself and my partner.

[Haelian]

To me it's not the terrible smell so much as it is the obnoxious toot itself, which I despise hearing from my girlfriend. It's a huge turn off and really just puts a disgusted look on my face. She can fart all she wants really, as long as she makes an effort to make it a silent smeller and, under NO circumstances, discusses how she "just farted" or "has to fart." I try to do the same, although when I'm around my friends I tend to let loose.

[Kohan]

Man, all these people who are bothered by farts. Such a shame. You don't realize the kinds of anal symphonies you're missing out on.

[Lordwafik]

My buddy at work was telling me a story once of how he farted in bed, and his wife was complaining (but in a light hearted manner), so then he got the bed covers and held it around her head so she couldn't escape from his superfarts.


In regards to ones own brand : The only time I really can't stand my own ones are the ones in the shower, the steam amplifies how terrible they really are, maybe colder showers would be more fart friendly!

[Kyo]

My buddy at work was telling me a story once of how he farted in bed, and his wife was complaining (but in a light hearted manner), so then he got the bed covers and held it around her head so she couldn't escape from his superfarts.

This my friend is what we call a dutch oven, every g/f should be put under like this at least once.

[Kohan]

Rolling Dutch Ovens can be pretty awesome as well. That's when you do it in a car with all the windows up and there's no hope for escape (as in, it's raining outside and they won't dare to roll them down).