Mother Mary in Playboy

[Qalbert]

I came... that whosoever believeth in me shall not perish...

[Faris]

you guys even know who mary is? only the purest woman on this planet gdi...SERIOUSLY is anything sacred anymore?

THE purest woman on earth, really now did you ever think such a thing existed? she so pure that she didnt have to have sex to get a pregnant. gdi

[Kohan]

you guys even know who mary is? only the purest woman on this planet gdi...SERIOUSLY is anything sacred anymore?

THE purest woman on earth, really now did you ever think such a thing existed? she so pure that she didnt have to have sex to get a pregnant. gdi

Is this a woosh? Are you mocking Guitarman? I really can't tell.

[Faris]

i cant do woosh, cus im not clear about them yet

[thestalkmore]

Is this a woosh? Are you mocking Guitarman? I really can't tell.

Dude it's Firas.

And on that note LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Faris]

hey what do you mean dude its firas?

[thestalkmore]

hey what do you mean dude its firas?

Dude, it's you.

[Faris]

oh yeah, it is me

[Qalbert]

or is it?

[pohibaba]

hey what do you mean dude its firas?

He's calling you a crazy religious nutjob; I'm gonna have to agree with him.

[Faris]

I appreciate religion, gtfo.

[archibaldcrane]

I prefer thinking of him as a "hilarious religious nutjob".

I mean just look at this thread.

[Correction]

you guys even know who mary is? only the purest woman on this planet gdi...SERIOUSLY is anything sacred anymore?

THE purest woman on earth, really now did you ever think such a thing existed? she so pure that she didnt have to have sex to get a pregnant. gdi

She's the Mexican Playboy cover girl. Popular legend has it that no Mexican catholic girl has to have sex before she becomes pregnant. That's why you don't even look at one anymore.

[Abraxas]

I appreciate religion, gtfo.

there's people who appreciate religion and then there's people who appreciate religion for the sake of appreciating religion. if someone doesnt share your beliefs then you can rest assured knowing that they will be damned, right?

the latter group of people tend to get into an uproar due to trivial things and publicly defend their beliefs. i still dont understand why its not easier to just know those people are damned to hell, especially if one believes that strongly about his/her religion

[Titanss]

its hiiimmmm.. a bitch

[Stiker]

I'm religious and I don't find it offensive. Aren't there actual Renaissance paintings that have like Mary breast feeding Jesus or something? So if they were going along with that theme...I think people are overreacting just a bit.

[Dmitry]

Holy fuck, Firas!

Also I second that chick is hot.

[Bingbong]

I'm religious and I don't find it offensive. Aren't there actual Renaissance paintings that have like Mary breast feeding Jesus or something? So if they were going along with that theme...I think people are overreacting just a bit.

Yup, and orgies were common in ancient Rome.
Our recent civilization is the only one that has been scared of seeing anything naked... and really, it's not even everyone, just the weirdos.

[Demosthenes11]

it's pretty factual

She had to pose like that to seduce god

[Faris]

Holy fuck, Firas!

Also I second that chick is hot.

Well, if my ISP would be kind enough to unblock the link, MAYBE I could agree with you.

but for now, I am righteously uninformed