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    Fat rednecks rejoice.

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    Heard about this on The Herd with Colin Cowherd.

    The Cake-making moon is not pleased. We would like to announce our cake fragrance, expected to be released in the year 2015.

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    I heard this on the radio yesterday afternoon. I proceeded to /facepalm.

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    The company I work for makes meat fragrance, but it's used in dog food rather then cologne. Luckily I only work with the extremely hard to make fragrances and pharmaceuticals.

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    Gosh... Before reading the article I thought it was going to smell like raw meat, or maybe just grilled hamburgers...

    ...why not, they have fresh cut grass smelling fragrance. why not meat smelling cologne? The dogs will love you.

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    fuck you guys, i'd wear it

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    I'm not sure if this is the greatest idea ever, or the worst one lol.

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    The marketing department for burger king are geniuses. I think their campaigns have been pretty outstanding for the last 4~5 years. Will flame be a success? Of course not, but I think the advertising from it is working.

    Also, if chicks dug the smell of burger king that much, the kid on the fryalator would be getting a lot more action than he is.

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    I still love the football burger king comercials. That bitch can sure run in a touchdown.

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    Bacon scented cologne?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrW View Post
    HAHAHA I should buy it and give it a shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockstaru View Post
    Bacon scented cologne?
    That's what I thought at first

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ferigor View Post
    The marketing department for burger king are geniuses. I think their campaigns have been pretty outstanding for the last 4~5 years. Will flame be a success? Of course not, but I think the advertising from it is working.

    ^this.

    I think BK has been putting out one of the better advertising lately. This is just another neat way to do it without saying the same old stuff. Only thing is, they should have released this about a month ago, for awesome stocking stuffer gag gifts.

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    The firm that has been doing their ads last few years is the same one that has been doing the new Microsoft ad campaign (Jerry Seinfeld-Bill Gates/I'm a PC/not sure on Mojave)

    If it wasnt for the dogs chasing after you w/ this I might buy it.

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    the world has officially run out of ideas

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    i think that it could be complimented nicely by this locker room-scented aftershave, made by some video game company(?).

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    I'm going to start wearing snake oil as cologne from now on so I can be fashion forward.

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    Oh man, now I can smell as awesome as an XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

    Drool.

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