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  1. 2008-12-24 23:07 #1
    Omnipotent
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    You've got to be joking......

    Well, I was talking to my relatives the other day, and we basically just all told jokes for an hour, went 1 by 1, was good fun. I then thought... BG doesn't have a joke thread from what I know of, so I figured I start it.

    The jokes can range from anything, my cousins are very open so we didin't hold back. If any of these jokes offend you, piss off; I'll start:

    *Why do black people always have sex on their mind
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    Because they have pubic hairs on their head


    *What's funnier than a dead baby?
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    A dead baby in a clown costume


    *What's the most confusing day in Compton/Harlem?
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    Father's Day


    *What's the greatest thing about an 8 year old girl?
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    You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8 year old boy
  2. 2008-12-24 23:11 #2
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    Suddenly, first grade!
  3. 2008-12-24 23:11 #3
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    Loved the last one.
  4. 2008-12-24 23:15 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    BG doesn't have a joke thread from what I know of, so I figured I start it.
    found a nice little illegitimate thread from a couple weeks ago for ya
  5. 2008-12-24 23:21 #5
    Omnipotent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    found a nice little illegitimate thread from a couple weeks ago for ya
    I read the first 20 posts in that thread and just saw nothing. If your going to tell a joke, don't wait for people to say, 'WHAT IS IT?". Spoiler the shit, this threads doing justice.
  6. 2008-12-24 23:22 #6
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    Thought someone had necro'd the RIP Heath Ledger thread.
  7. 2008-12-24 23:36 #7
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    What did the white guy do when his wife asked him to give her 6 inches and make it hurt?
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    He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs


    Why do seagulls have wings?
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    So they can beat negros to the dumpster


    Why do blacks cry during sex?
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    Pepper spray


    Why doesn't mexico have an olympics team?
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    All the mexicans that can run jump or swim have already crossed the boarder


    Whats the worst part about being half black, half jewish?
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    You have to sit in the back of the oven
  8. 2008-12-24 23:41 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Whats the worst part about being half black, half jewish?
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    You have to sit in the back of the oven
    Awesome. Never heard that one before, and my Jewish friends are coming over at midnight. Too bad none of them are black, but they'll appreciate it just the same.

    Trust me, they'll appreciate it, as most of the terrible Jew jokes are ones I've heard from them.
  9. 2008-12-24 23:44 #9
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    What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?
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    A pizza can feed a family of four.


    What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
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    A bench can support a family of four.


    What's the only positive thing about black people?
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    HIV.


    What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree?
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    A monkey shat on his face.


    What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
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    A single dead baby in 10 trash cans.


    What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
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    You can't fuck a rock.


    How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
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    It depends how hard you throw them.
  10. 2008-12-24 23:47 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    I read the first 20 posts in that thread and just saw nothing. If your going to tell a joke, don't wait for people to say, 'WHAT IS IT?". Spoiler the shit, this threads doing justice.
    funny cuz post 21 had this

    also there were jokes within the 1st 20, I tried

    enjoy your sticky
  11. 2008-12-24 23:54 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruiner View Post
    What's the only positive thing about black people?
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    HIV.

    Bravo sir, bravo.

    Why did the black marine get shot in Vietnam?
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    When he was ordered to "get down", he got up and started dancing.


    Why don't black girls wear panties at picnics?
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    Keep the flies off the chicken


    Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
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    He doesn't know he's black


    What do you get when you cross a black man and a gorrila?
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    A dumb gorrila
  12. 2008-12-24 23:54 #12
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    What's the difference between a baby and an apple?
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    I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.


    What do you do when you're driving and you see a spaceman?
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    You park in it, man.
  13. 2008-12-24 23:58 #13
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    What's the best part about having sex with a baby?
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    No matter where you put it, it's deepthroat


    Pretty much the only one I use in these threads.
  14. 2008-12-25 00:29 #14
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    these are awesome haha
  15. 2008-12-25 00:30 #15
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    Thread needs more funny, less Sarah Silverman show.
  16. 2008-12-25 00:41 #16
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    What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?
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    A straight line.


    What do the pedophiles and (anime)otaku have in common.
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    Azumanga Daioh.


    What does a white man do at the club?
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    Anything but dancing.


    What do you call 5,000 white people jumping out of a plane?
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    Snowing


    What do you call 5,000 black people jumping out of a plane?
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    Chocolate Rain


    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
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    The NBA


    What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
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    Target practice


    What do you call a black man in the suburbs?
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    911


    Why do white people like to play hockey?
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    It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.


    How do basketball players wet themselves?
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    dribbling


    What is white and fourteen inches long?
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    Nothing
  17. 2008-12-25 00:42 #17
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    What did the crippled retarded kid get for Christmas?

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    Cancer


    What do hockey goalies and Mexican girls have in common?

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    They both change their pads every 3 periods


    What did the black guy get on his SATs?

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    BBQ Sauce


    What do you call 4 Mexicans caught in quicksand?

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    Cuatro cinco
  18. 2008-12-25 00:45 #18
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    What would a good joke that doesn't rely on racism or other extreme taboos look like
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    Well, you won't find them here, in this cesspool of uncreative, retarded humor
  19. 2008-12-25 01:35 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin View Post
    What would a good joke that doesn't rely on racism or other extreme taboos look like
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    Well, you won't find them here, in this cesspool of uncreative, retarded humor
    How REFINED of you
  20. 2008-12-25 01:47 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin View Post
    What would a good joke that doesn't rely on racism or other extreme taboos look like
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    Well, you won't find them here, in this cesspool of uncreative, retarded humor
    best joke of the thread

    racist jokes are about as funny as nothing
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