You've got to be joking......

[Azkarin2]

A little Jewish boy runs up to his dad and says he needs to borrow $40. The father replies: "$30?! What do you need $20 for?!"

Winnar.

[Jodwahh]

What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
























Nothing, you've told her twice.

[Norellicus]

hitman joke

I don't normally go for sexual-ish jokes but that was well played sir

[Ruiner]

Spoiler: show

Fuck you clown

FUCKING LOL

[Qalbert]

I told my brother the clown joke and he was like, "you wasted ten minutes of my life? fuck you"

[Tricen]

Yeah, that clown joke has to be the worst joke I've ever heard :/

[kuronosan]

Winnar.

The original joke was supposed to be something like "There was little Jewish boy that asked his father for $20. The father replied '$15!? What do you need $10 for? Here's $5.' and the father gives him $1."

I can't remember who told it.

[Headspace]

I think I laughed the hardest at the long ass jokes with dumb punchlines.

[Azkarin2]

The original joke was supposed to be something like "There was little Jewish boy that asked his father for $20. The father replied '$15!? What do you need $10 for? Here's $5.' and the father gives him $1."

I can't remember who told it.

Even more winnar

[Royal]

Yeah, that clown joke has to be the worst joke I've ever heard :/

Don't insult the fucking clown joke.

[tyven]

fuck you clown joke is great

[Norellicus]

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Spoiler: show

Red paint

[Qalbert]

^Tobias Funke with a sunburn

[Kaelia]

I liked the hitman one. Good show.