HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS BG!!

[Neosutra]

Millington actually, just outside of memphis.

[Septimus]

The next time you have sex with a man you will get him pregnant. This is God's revenge on you. Don't ask me how, I'm not scientheologist, but it'll happen. Mark my words.

Also the cookies were terrible, and he got terrible gifts so it's OK. I got him a concierge bell, so I can ring it from upstairs and demand him to do stuff for me.

Would you really want to wish that on a child? Seriously, wishing me to be a father is possibly the meanest thing that you could ever do to a kid.

And that concierge bell sounds like the gift that keeps on giving.

[Rocl]

You'll make each other so deliciously miserable. If I was god, that'd be the kind of thing I would do.

[ZarakiKujata]

merry cosmic space jew zombie day that the cosmic space jew zombie was not really born on.

fixed

happy holidays everyone.