Valentines day gift ideas

[Ivaden]

I hope this ends miserably for you. Quit fucking with people's relationships, you twat.


PS. Buy her some nice lingerie under the assumption you'll get to see her in it, her boyfriend will appreciate you for it.

[Mizango]

i'm sure someone out there tried that and was rejected.

He's not alive to help us though. I'm a notch above desperate, in my mind atleast.

If i don't get her, then /shrug. That's why there's other girls on my valentines list, because I know one likes me atm, and we been friends for 2 years. Only problem is she goes through boyfriends like you guys go through condoms, no pun intended.

Did you really just play the morals and ethics card? lol

[octopus]

Even if she leaves him for you, it doesn't guarantee she wouldn't pull the same shit on you.

Actually, it might be more lulz if this happens ;o

[Mizango]

Even if she leaves him for you, it doesn't guarantee she wouldn't pull the same shit on you.

Actually, it might be more lulz if this happens ;o

^

[skurlover]

Skur, if I was to suggest how he should do it, it's to become best friends with the dude first, then steal his girl.

Damnit, I knew there was something backwards in that plan.

[Senji]

So...for christmas you only got her a card? didn't even get her a little something to unwrap?

You should get her a little diamond somethin somethin for new years, and plan on being at the same place they are. Slip his drink so he has to step out, and be the one there for when shes looking for her midnight kiss. Also set up your friend to snap a lot of pics that night and use those in a gift for later.

Report back on how it goes, and we can work from there

[Fhloston]

I hope this ends miserably for you. Quit fucking with people's relationships, you twat.


PS. Buy her some nice lingerie under the assumption you'll get to see her in it, her boyfriend will appreciate you for it.

^

[Izzy]

Yea, I always thought the same thing! If you can convince her to dump her boyfriend of SIX YEARS, what the fuck do you think she's gonna do to you when she finds someone more interesting? Dumbass.

[Shuemue]

I kinda hope the boyfriend shoots you

[Koyuki]

If you really want to impress her then spill your feelings to her right in front of her boyfriend. Chicks love guys with balls, until they find someone else more interesting.

[Fistandantilus]

1- You're being a fucking tool, would you want some asshole trying to steal the girl you've been with for the last SIX years?

2- I know you think that you're just super special and she is being mistreated and you can save her. In reality though, you aren't that special, she just wants more attention so she is leading you on, and if you do get her eventually she will get bored again and lead some other guy on the same way she did to you.

3- Please post the results of how this goes, this time next year we will probably have another "best threads of '09" and I really think you could give us a winner.

[Raiko]

I think the funniest part is you're planning 2 months ahead for a relationship that hasn't/probably won't materialise.

I know a fair portion of people who post here have some trouble with reality but holy shit this takes the cunt. Either you're ego is huge or you know something the rest of us don't.
I bet you're not the first guy to try this with her either over the past 6 years...

Pro tip: She won't leave him, woman can't do it.

[Mizango]

Maybe he's just that HAcoreRD?


Just stating the obvious.

[Lbelle]

This is just fucking pathetic on so many levels. Do you know how many girls there are that would be willing to get this kind of attention from you? Probably alot. Girls love all this lovey dovey shit. However, the only girls you should be doing lovey dovey shit for are the girls that don't have boyfriends (or girlfriends).

Saying a girl is free game unless she is married is the most stupid thing I've ever seen. If a girl has been dating someone for six years then she most likely intends on marrying the guy and you should be a good friend and get the hell out of their relationship. If you can't be her friend without wanting to fuck her and potentially ruin both your friendship and love lives then you should just leave her alone and get her out of your life. She isn't helping anything, and she will never dump her boyfriend for you, even if you get her four stupid roses for Valentine's Day.

Fucking dumb ass.

[Posterboy]

^

[Fistandantilus]

I can't decide if I'm more surprised that this guy thinks he is actually going to get this girl or that he expected us to honestly give him advice and wish him luck in fucking over another persons life. I'm curious these girls at work you mentioned giving you advice, did they realize you were going after a girl in a serious relationship? I'm going to bet on no!

[Qalbert]

You oughta shoot her boyfriend six times, once for each year they'd been together then fuck her on top of his corpse using his warm blood as lube.

[Killgannon]

you sir are a fucking moron.

she is fucking with you. plain and simple. stop wasting your time and money on someone you are NOT going to get, EVER.

wanna know what to get her for valentines day? its pretty easy... its called you out of her life.

because who's she physically fucking? not you.
who's she spending time with? not you.
who's she saying i love you to? not you.

youre a childish moron who needs to grow the fuck up and move on. you have NO chance

[fantasticdan]

I love how most of the people in this thread are treating the girl in question as some animal that can't make her own decisions. If she's willing to cheat on the guy she's been dating for six years, than who cares if she broke it off? Would you want to marry someone who was disinterested in you enough to fool around with others in the first place?

[Qalbert]

^Yeah I mean who cares if I give a guy a gun, he was already gonna kill himself.