‘Watchmen’ Fan Cordially Invites Fox to Eat Several Dicks

[Sumy]

awww... that was nice of WB to make a movie for FOX.

[Alleya]

I got to the picture of the chick in latex, stared for a while, then forgot what I was doing and left. But I assume the rest of the post was awesome, so kudos.

[Obev]

Well that's about the most eloquent invitation to chow down on a truckload of John Thomases that I've ever seen.

[Max™]

Release it on the internet just as a final "fuck you". Then say it got stolen or leaked.

This is the correct answer.

[#686578]

Fox owns the right to distribution, otherwise I'd say for them to release it for free and have people donate directly to the WB.

[Shuemue]

The funniest part was where the kid thought a graphic novel could be important.

[Lockecole7]

*thinks this is a lame attempt to get publicity for the movie*

Hell, it's working.

[miokomioko]

Huge overstatements when describing the importance/hype/etc. behind this film. Regardless of that Fox does need to put the wieners in their mouths for this kind of bullshit. I would loooove to see some high-res "leaks" just out of spite. I'm sure it could easily happen by the hand of resentful WB employees.

[Howard Roark]

The funniest part was where the kid thought a graphic novel could be important.

RAGE

[Komm Suesser Tod]

The funniest part was where the kid thought a graphic novel could be important.

If you mean the guy who wrote the article, he's the assistant editor of the website. Not saying that's some overwhelming credentials, but he's not some random fan.

Oh, and to discredit a graphic novel as something that could be important is to say all forms of books are irrelevant culturally.

[Charla]

We want to see Dr. Manhattan’s glorious, blue genitals majestically flopping on the big screen.

Am I the only one who has a problem with this statement? On behalf of the internets, I object to being categorized as the kind of people who would share this feeling.

[Elesirdur]

Am I the only one who has a problem with this statement? On behalf of the internets, I object to being categorized as the kind of people who would share this feeling.

I think he was implying that a Fox-distributed Watchmen may get the digital wang edited out.

[thetruepandagod]

Am I the only one who has a problem with this statement? On behalf of the internets, I object to being categorized as the kind of people who would share this feeling.

charla get on whm and come to ixion god damnit

[Bingbong]

Huge overstatements when describing the importance/hype/etc. behind this film. Regardless of that Fox does need to put the wieners in their mouths for this kind of bullshit. I would loooove to see some high-res "leaks" just out of spite. I'm sure it could easily happen by the hand of resentful WB employees.

Ok, I'm glad I wasn't the only one reading this letter going... "but, it's just a comic-book made into a movie... we've only had like over 9000 of those made."

I mean nice letter and all, and dick move on the part of Fox, but FFS, been waiting for over 2 decades for that to become a movie? Dude needs help.

[Obev]

to discredit a graphic novel as something that could be important is to say all forms of books are irrelevant culturally.

Riiight. Because this comic book isn't as culturally influential as most of the literature written in any language over the past millennium, those books are irrelevant. Gotcha.

[Charla]

charla get on whm and come to ixion god damnit

Sure, just let me quit my job real quick and I'll brt.

Yes, I really did get stuck working the week after Christmas.

[Day]

Save some dicks for Shue!

[#686578]

Riiight. Because this comic book isn't as culturally influential as most of the literature written in any language over the past millennium, those books are irrelevant. Gotcha.

Thank you.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

Riiight. Because this comic book isn't as culturally influential as most of the literature written in any language over the past millennium, those books are irrelevant. Gotcha.

Ok, I was saying that they are relevant to a culture. This is called context.

[Avé]

but FFS, been waiting for over 2 decades for that to become a movie? Dude needs help.

What's wrong with wanting to see a movie adapted from a different form of media?