Kings - The Drinking Game - Need Ideas

[Zez]

I played Kings for the first time a couple nights ago, and for anyone that has played Kings, you know that a King means you have to make a funny rule that last the rest of the game (ie. No first names, or you have to take the little man off the top of your beer before you takke a drink and put it back on after, etc.)

I am wondering if anyone else that has played this game has any other unique rules that are actually fun to follow, and aren't extremely stupid.

I will be playing on New Year's Eve, so any suggestions would be cool.

[Fryte]

Obvious ones are no cursing, no names, and no pointing.

The little man is a fun rule. You have to remove the invisible man sitting on your drink before you drink it, and put him back on after. If you don't, you drink. Simple enough but people always forget.

[Mansin]

No saying any tense of drink.

[gandorf]

Waterfall, A few ways to play the way I like is pretty easy.

You flip all the cards on the table upside down so you cant see whats on them and you take turns picking them up. If you pick up a black # like 5 you drink for 5seconds. Red you can give to someone else. Like if you pick up a red 7 you can make someone else drink for 7seconds or you can split it up between people.

Kings are rules like you said. Queens are categorizes like cars, bands, games, ect. I think Jack is thumbs, Last person to put their thumbs on the table got to drink for 10seconds. Ace is waterfall, Everyone has to drink and no one can stop till the person in front of them stops.

The best is with kings, Make a rule that is hard to follow and when the person slips up they gotta do something embarrassing like run around screaming I'm an asshole.

[Seraphise]

Talking about kings cup?

If not try it, always a great drinking card game.

Ace - Waterfall, means everyone has to drink there beer, but you can't stop until the person before you stops. IE if you're last you're fucked, and if you're first you can fuck over everyone else.
2 - You; Choose someone to drink
3 - Me; Person who draws drinks
4 - Whores; All girls drink
5 - Bee hive; Everyone has to clap there hands above their head, last person has to drink half of whats left in there beer.
6 - Dicks; Guys drink.
7- Heaven; Just like bee hive except you point up.
8- Pick a Mate; You and whoever you choose "Link up" and every time one of you has to drink, your mate drinks also.
9- Bust a Rhyme; One person starts a rhyme and it keeps going until someone fucks up. Like "I have a Cat" "On a Mat" "Person 4 is fat"
10 - Categories; Similar to bust a rhyme except its with a specific cat; Sex Positions: Missionary, Doggy Style, etc.
Jack - Questions; same as past two things except you randomly go around circle asking questions. First person that's too slow or answers loses.
Queen - Question Master; Person who gets this card gets to randomly ask questions throughout the game, and if anyone answers them, they have to drink. Lose it when another person draws a queen.
King - You pour whats left of your beer into a pitcher in the middle and make a rule. Person to draw last king has to chug pitcher. Rules can be ended by a another king.

Some fun rules are no swearing, no names, no pointing

[Zez]

The no swearing rule is so hard, lol. I can't even count how many beers I wasted just because I swore too much.

[Bregor]

I miss college, "nine bust a rhyme" was always my favorite, and I HATED the "little man" rule.

The best "make a rule" we had was called The Prospectus Challenge, where we would read Baseball Prospectus blurps about a player, omit his position, team and name, and see if the person you choose can guess who it is. If the person is wrong, they chug a full beer. If they guess correctly, you chug a beer. Players can issue a Prospectus Challenge at any time they would normally have to drink. Example:

Life in a major market and exposure on a super station have done wonders for his defensive rep just as he's begun to lose his defensive value. He used to start a good number of DPs from his position, but whether it's a matter of getting older or having this other player at this position, that isn't the case these days. Although he's apparently never going to become a particularly patient hitter--he has drawn more than 40 unintentional walks once in his career--he's still putting runs on the board, and should continue to be one for the next two or three years, or, almost to the end of his contract.

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Aramis Ramirez

[Byrd]

I love this game. Our goal in these games is usually not to get each other completely wasted, just to have a good time and maybe see some tits. I should stress that I have only played this game in mixed company since college.

What I usually set up:
2: Drink 2
3: Pass out 3
4: Whores (girls drink)
5: Left (person to your left drinks)
6: Dicks (men drink)
7: Right (person to your right drinks)
8: Categories
9: Truth
10: Dare
J: I never
Q: Questions
K: Social
A: Rule (get to make a rule)

We don't pour the beer into the middle, because nobody in my little group ever drinks the same type of alcohol, and we don't actually want to cause each other to vomit (Kahlua + Hefeweizen + Whiskey + whatever = barf). This is the same reason we steer clear of waterfalls.

No swearing is good. No first names is good. I tried No Pronouns once, and that was too hard to be fun. Permanent speaking in rhyme also slows down the communication and the drinking, but one liners until someone fucks up is good. Anything that gets in the way of drinking or shit-talking is bad, in my opinion. We also having a standing rule that any Dares or Rules can't get anyone arrested or evicted.

Frequent rule changes: Changing the losing person in categories or questions to lose an article of clothing, rather than drink. Instead of six being dicks, it becomes chicks. Every time you drink, you have to close your eyes is often funny, yet messy.

Another thing I have greatly enjoyed is, if there's a couple, making the guy every time he talks to his gf/wife/fiancee, either start or end the sentence with "Bitch." They get pissed at him, when it's all my fault, it's great.

[gandorf]

Another game I learned not to long ago.

The name I don't remember but one person starts off with the deck. He will say something like clubs and he is the only one allowed to say it. So he starts to pass out cards and the first person to get a club has to drink whatever number is on the card. The catch is no one is allowed to say the number on the card or you got to drink too. If you want to say the number it has to be like three plus two. The person who got the card then becomes the dealer and you keep going like that. The dealer can also count as fast or as slow as he wants for the person drinking.

It's a pretty good game but I like waterfalls more.

[Obev]

Obvious ones are no cursing, no names, and no pointing.

The little man is a fun rule. You have to remove the invisible man sitting on your drink before you drink it, and put him back on after. If you don't, you drink. Simple enough but people always forget.

No pointing with your fingers. Elbows are A-okay.

[Headspace]

You know what pisses people off when you make rules?

Make them finish every sentence with "Over". They get super irritated, over.

[thestalkmore]

Finishing every sentence with bitch is fun too

[Plow]

No saying any tense of drink.

Yeah drink drank drunk is definitely the hardest rule.

[Azkarin2]

Probably the funniest rule I've ever played was you must speak in a foreign accent. It can't be used every game because it'll get played out and lame but every once and awhile nad its awesome. Also, you must speak in "sing song" or singspeak or w/e.... you know, half singing and talking.

[Byrd]

Probably the funniest rule I've ever played was you must speak in a foreign accent.

Oh yeah, the accent rule was a lot of fun, but you're right that's its easily overplayed. We decided it didn't have to be in a foreign accent, as a southern accent was the best some people could consistently do. We ended up with a Brit of uncertain originals, a Scotsman, a southern belle, and the worst Cheech & Chong Mexican accent I've ever heard, which was actually hilarious.

[Rhyis.]

No laughing. You'll get fucked up.

[Daydreamer]

I found a list on wikipedia of rules to make up during drinking games, but I can't for the life of me find it again, which sucks cause it's AWESOME. If anyone manages to find it let me know!

[tyven]

kings is a game for high school chicks. 99 is the only suitable game for grown folks

[Wintermute]

No-one does Knees? The dude with the card declares 'Knees', whenever he raises his knee to his head everyone else has to do it, last one to do it drinks. Rule changes when/if anyone else draws another King.

Sounds simple, but after a few drinks you all look like a bunch or retards bringing you Knees up to your face.

Hell, had a case where the card holder raised his leg onto his seat to get more comfortable and someone else thought he was playing the card, so not only does he knee himself in the face trying to avoid a drink but he backflips off of the bench he was sitting on.

Question Master + Bathroom card is awesome too. Swap your Bathroom card for a Question Master if someone else is desperate enough for a piss then ask them if they're sure they want to swap after. They fall for it every time.

[Azkarin2]

I like the Question card. We play it as if you are the Question Master then if the QM asks someone a question they have to respond with "Fuck You" or they drink. Always results in screaming "fuck you" which always draws more people to the game.

Also, I've always referred to this game as Circle of Death. Anybody else?