Random Image Thread XVIII: The last random of 2008

[Majin]

YouTube - Re: Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls is a Phony

man vs wild fails. just cuz someone likes to eat shit like that doesnt make them awesome.

[Omnipotent]

YouTube - Re: Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls is a Phony

man vs wild fails. just cuz someone likes to eat shit like that doesnt make them awesome.

Hi welcome to BG, nice post.

[Jedimasta]

Does it even fucking matter at this point? Man vs. Wild is still on the air and Survivor Man aired it's series finale a month ago.

[Daioo]

When bear Grylls drank the liquids squeezed from elephant shit.

That won me over.

[SephYuyX]

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[Mansin]

Bear would die in under 3 days if he tried half that shit without his camera crew. Having a urine fetish and failing to pole vault across rivers works fine when you wrap up filming for the day and go sleep at the Mariot, but it's not "survival"

Survivorman would be fun to watch if half the episode wasn't him bitching about how he has to carry the camera around. I'm glad Man Vs. Wild uses a camera crew, because at least once per episode of Surviorman he says something along the lines of,
"Gotta get this camera ", or "You didn't think I'd leave without the camera equipment, did you?". He also references the weight of his supplies at five minute intervals throughout the show.
Fuck that guy.

[Xno Kappa]

YouTube - Re: Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls is a Phony

man vs wild fails. just cuz someone likes to eat shit like that doesnt make them awesome.

I like Man Vs. Wild but this shit made me lol. Some of you people are taking both shows too literally anyways. At the end of the day they were both created with the sole purpose of entertainment.

[Tyche]

I watched Bear Grylls stab a boa through the head with a pocket knife, then gut it and eat it over a campfire. I don't care if he does that in the middle of times square, that's just fucking badass. bear owns Les.

[SephYuyX]

Les > bear by leaps and bounds.

[Pikarya]

He is pretty awesome, regardless of what the show depicts imo. Entertainment is all show, so who cares if shits staged? Look at the millions of people still watching WWE worldwide. SHITS SO REAL BRO

Anyways, much better than the one posted above ^ YouTube - Man vs Wild Fraud : Bear Grylls caught on tape

Now back to your regular Random Image Thread XVIII.

[Tyche]

Bear would gut Les and wear his skin as a blanket, make a house with his hair, and eat his ribs for breakfast. Fact.

[Slapper]

Bear grillis is showing you how to survive in the wild, he puts himself in the situation and shows you how to get out. How the fuck can you justify that by having a camera crew it makes him less hardcore? They do nothing to help him, occasionaly he might say hold this, but shit cmon. When I see Les carry a snake around his neck, beat its head on a rock when he is hungry, cut the head off and chow down on raw snake, come talk to me. When I see Les create knots out of vines and dangle himself 100 yards above jagged rocks, come talk to me. When I see Les not fail at catching prey, just take tips from bear who grabs fish out of water and bites their spines with guts spewing out. Please, Les is the definition of an above average camper. Half the time he ends up going without food for days, whereas bear always feasts.

What normal person has the fucking training and skills to do some of the shit Bear does in his show? He does a lot of shit most people can't handle. Don't get me wrong, they both have good shows. Survivor man is a more practical surviving guide show whereas Man Vs Wild shows crazy ass tricks you can do to survive. Also, Bears camera crew helps him build shelters and catch live food.

[Trichocyst]

I feel like Les would save my life if we were stuck and Bear wouldn't be able to understand why I can't keep up with him.

[Daioo]

dead links

[Tokitoki]

hahaha

That pretty muched happened to my friend because of FF

[BadKarma]

LOL

[Nyima]

I've always viewed it like this: Les shows you how to survive in the wild, Bear shows you how to deal with bad situations if they actually happen or if you have no other option.

[Tokitoki]

I figure Les just tries to be more realistic. Its very likely that you wont catch fish with your bare (or bear!) hands or be chasing after snakes and ripping them apart raw with your teeth. Youre more likely to be hungry and have trouble finding food and drink.

[Alleya]

I've always viewed it like this: Les shows you how to survive in the wild, Bear shows you how to deal with bad situations if they actually happen or if you have no other option and you want to die.

Fixed.

[Elesirdur]

I watched Bear Grylls stab a boa through the head with a pocket knife, then gut it and eat it over a campfire. I don't care if he does that in the middle of times square, that's just fucking badass. bear owns Les.

In the Survivorman: Georgia Swamps episode Les beat a rattlesnake to death with a long stick and then proceeded to gut, skin, and roast it - he reported that the snake meat was quite tasty.