Not sure about 2-10, but after watching Dick Clark's New Year's Eve last night, he'd be #1 on my list.
Not sure about 2-10, but after watching Dick Clark's New Year's Eve last night, he'd be #1 on my list.
1. William Shatner.
2. William Shatner's wife.
3. William Shatner's Ex-Wife.
4. William Shatner's Children.
5. William Shatner. (Necro-Magic, etc.)
6. Dick Clark
7. Tom Cruise
8. Mel Gibson
9. William Shatner's 2nd cousin.
10. William Shatner's 2nd cousin (Necro-Magic, etc.)
1 Muhammad Ali
2 the 2nd Amendment
3 Clint Eastwood
4 OJ Simpson
5 Dick Cheney
6 Artie Lange
7 Ozzy
8 the shamwow guy
9 Keith Richards
10 George Jones
For some reason I see Leno getting into some big wreck in his time between transitioning from the Tonight Show to his 10pm slot in the Fall. Knowing our luck, it'd be Paris Hilton behind the wheel of the SUV that hits him.
1-Hugh Hefner
2-Dick Clark
3-Bob Barker
4-William Shatner
5-Adam West
6-Bill Cosby
7-Michael Jackson
8-Bruce Willis
9-James Hellwig
10-Bobby Brown
Wild Card Pick: Ever since Troy Duffy announced a script and casting for a Boondock Saints getting the go ahead, I had a bad feeling that Billy Connolly's days are numbered.
I read this topic as 2009 Dead Pool and thought something completely different. Something wonderful...
75% of the body is water, and he could possibly have an unfortunate absorption accident!
#1 Steve Jobs
Don't kid yourself, you know that shit can't even absorb anything good enough to be a tampon.
#1. Ernest Borgnine
#2. Roger Ebert
#3. Bill Cosby
#4. Abe Vigoda
#5. Jimmy Carter
#6. Jack Nicholson
#7. Clint Eastwood
#8. George H.W. Bush
#9. Morgan Freeman
#10. Larry King
Apart from the ex-presidents, I really hope none of these guys diebut I can totally see it happening
obama is probably the safest person in the world atm.
everytime i say obama, assassinated, or anything along those lines my phone lines immeditately get tapped or coincidently I start having trouble hearing the other person.
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Updated later as I get wierd vibes. I got Bobby Fischer and Don LaFontaine last year.
Amy Winehouse is Teflon. Many a nights I've hoped to wake up and see she be put out of her misery and spare us all from her "gargling", yet to happen. She will probably live to be like 140 or some shit.
I am not really known for my clairvoyant prowess, but here is my wish list for '09...
1.) Terrell Owens
2.) Terrell Owens
3.)Terrell Owens
4.)Terrell Owens
5.)Terrell Owens
6.)Terrell Owens
7.)Terrell Owens
8.)Terrell Owens
9.)Terrell Owens
10.) Terrell Owens
(He's bound to do it right one of these times)
Honorable mention: Vince Young, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosanne Barr, Barbara Bush, "The Lion" Ted Kennedyand Jack Thompson. I have a feeling life is going to karma bomb me for this list.
In no particular order..
1 - Dick Clark (He will be beheaded by the other highlander, William Shatner)
2 - Antonin Scalia
3 - Queen Elizabeth II
4 - Roger Ebert (word has it he's ill.. it's a safe bet)
5 - One of the Olsen twins (the one that does blow)
6 - Patrick Swayze (another safe bet.. lung cancer)
7 - Leonard Nimoy
8 - Betty White
9 - Tim McCarver
10 - Pope Benedict XVI
Man Dick Clark looked horrible on the New Years eve ball drop![]()
Reaper aggro incoming.