2009 Death Pool

[Joran]

1. Ted Kennedy
2. Cloris Leachman
3. Nancy Regan
4. O J Simpson (hangs himself by underwear to get away from cellmate, Bubba)
5. Michael Moore (Please God, give me this for my birthday)
6. Don Rickles
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Inventor of the Rubik's Cube
9. Michael Jackson
10. Inventor of HeadOn

[Katlan]

1-Hugh Hefner

The fact this seems likely makes me sad ; ;

[Joran]

A healthy diet of burbon and promiscuous sex is the key to living til you're 150.

And if he lives to be at least 100, people will actually start considering that.

[Olo401]

Oh and an honorable mention to Wilford Brimley. Dude's gonna forget his insulin shot one day and keel over in a foamy-mouthed sugar attack.

[Headspace]

1. Mike Brown
2. Katie Blackburn
3. Her husband
4. Bob Bratkowski
5-10. Mike Brown.

[Kiro]

Argh, come on folks. Don't put Clint Eastwood on these lists. ; ; He's my herooooo~

[Mizango]

I thought the same. The thing that was most horrible was when he started making out with his wife. He practically raped her face.

HAHA omg dude. I felt my stomach contracting making me want to heave. Having to listen to him say "C'mon kiss me some more" , "C'mon a few more times for the new year" made me get up from the couch. I kept yelling at the camera man on the TV to pan away from that bullshit.

I could have made a Rage comic out of that.....

1. Mike Brown
2. Katie Blackburn
3. Her husband
4. Bob Bratkowski
5-10. Mike Brown.

HAHA Until the Brown bloodline is destroyed or filtered from the gene pool you guys are in for a lifetime of misery. Nice addition though I have to admit lol

[Zez]

Yeah but he can absorb all that water with the Shamwow.

[Abraxas]

#1- John Travolta's son

[Woozie]

#1- John Travolta's son

omg you're psychic!!!

[Mizango]

omg you're psychic!!!

lol I just saw that.

[Joran]

2009 set its mark with a relative of a famous person. So, I guess one of the Olsen Twins really is fucked this year.

[Mizango]

We can only hope.

[Headspace]

Chad Johnson's cousin Keyshawn dead of faggotry?

[Melena]

1. Mel Brooks
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Michael J. Fox
4. Roger Clemens (suicide pick)
5. William Shattner
6. Dick Clark

all i can think of at this moment.

[Mizango]

TO only.

[Jodwahh]

A healthy diet of burbon and promiscuous sex is the key to living til you're 150.

And if he lives to be at least 100, people will actually start considering that.

Fuck considering it, I'm already sold.

[Sol-Blackguy]

I couldn't think of anyone to put for my #1, Abe Vigoda is too obvious, Bob Barker probably inherited Dick Clark's immortality after his stroke, and I totally forgot about putting Michael J. Fox anywhere on the list....

[Guitarman]

People really need to stop putting dick clark down on their lists. Everyone knows hes a robot.

Some reason Don rickles seems like a likely candidate this year. He's one of the truly funny greats still kickin.

[-Zer0-]

STAN LEE WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!! I hate to think of Christopher Lee this year, maybe in a few. Also, I hate to say this but after Robert Jordan...George R.R. Martin seems so likely.