how shitfaced on a scale of 1-10 did you get on new yrs eve

[wintersquall]

i can't give it a scale.

however, i woke up in my hometown about 700 miles from where i actually live, in a cheap hotel room with the door wide open in 30 degree weather, face down and naked on the bed, a sore ass, and a 18 inch tall glass replica bottle of budweiser on the table with beads and leis strewn everywhere around it.

[Kiro]

6

when everyone was passed out i took all their liquor and went home

LOL. Fuck I've done this before, I'm not gonna lie.

[Katlan]

i can't give it a scale.

however, i woke up in my hometown about 700 miles from where i actually live, in a cheap hotel room with the door wide open in 30 degree weather, face down and naked on the bed, a sore ass, and a 18 inch tall glass replica bottle of budweiser on the table with beads and leis strewn everywhere around it.

If your telling the truth I want to know the story behind your night :D

[wintersquall]

If your telling the truth I want to know the story behind your night :D

if you find out, tell me because i'd kinda like to know too.

[Katlan]

if you find out, tell me because i'd kinda like to know too.

You have to remember hanging out w/friends or something, gotta find the story behind that night! Sounds like an epic night

[Beckwin]

an epic night of sodomy

[wintersquall]

an epic night of sodomy

pretty sure the sore ass was from all the travelling the day before, that bottle is big enough that it won't fit in any human orifice.

as for the rest, /shrug. memory gets hazy around chicago :D

[oldoldman]

I misinterpreted beads then.

0 for me, don't drink.

[RakEx]

About a 7 for me. Several GnT's and a few beers.

Knocked some dude the fuck out for talking shit to my brother just after Midnight. A small but fairly wild brawl insued and ended quickly. Went home a little while after that. Didnt black out but those gin and tonics made me pretty angry...

[chillin]

This is not myspace/livejournal/what have you.

This is not Spam.

Most people just don't give a shit if your entire story is 'dude I got fucked up and I don't remember the last 10 hours duuuuuuuuuuuude I'm such a party ANIMAL.'

That's why they're jumping on him.

stop being a dickrider for once (this applies to all of the "0 didnt drink LOL" crowd too) and share your fucking story or move on. you guys must be total bitches irl.

[chillin]

About a 7 for me. Several GnT's and a few beers.

Knocked some dude the fuck out for talking shit to my brother just after Midnight. A small but fairly wild brawl insued and ended quickly. Went home a little while after that. Didnt black out but those gin and tonics made me pretty angry...

like this is a good fucking story. good job bro.

[chillin]

i can't give it a scale.

however, i woke up in my hometown about 700 miles from where i actually live, in a cheap hotel room with the door wide open in 30 degree weather, face down and naked on the bed, a sore ass, and a 18 inch tall glass replica bottle of budweiser on the table with beads and leis strewn everywhere around it.

legend

[Sol-Blackguy]

i can't give it a scale.

however, i woke up in my hometown about 700 miles from where i actually live, in a cheap hotel room with the door wide open in 30 degree weather, face down and naked on the bed, a sore ass, and a 18 inch tall glass replica bottle of budweiser on the table with beads and leis strewn everywhere around it.

Had a night like that when I was single (after a 4 year relationship) on my 24th birthday. I woke up in a bed between a chubby Asian woman and a bald white girl that was wearing nothing but rainbow leg warmers and a studded belt. I kept thinking "I couldn't have banged both of them" but saw a bottle of Corona and a Can of Redbull on the next table when I sat up....

[Demosthenes11]

stop being a dickrider for once (this applies to all of the "0 didnt drink LOL" crowd too) and share your fucking story or move on. you guys must be total bitches irl.

because everyone knows people that don't get fucked up every new years and clamor to tell people online they don't know about how cool they are are total bitches irl

Fuck off and go tell your "I WA MEGA CHILLAXIN WITH THE BROSKSIS WOOOOOOOOOOO" stories to people that think you are cool for it. We aren't in high school

[Azkarin2]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

Are one of those guys you? You OP and the rest pretty much sounds like it could really be you....

As said above, not everybody that doesn't get wasted and spend 3000 on a suit to wear clubbing is a tool. Go back to NJ where you belong.

[Correction]

stop being a dickrider for once (this applies to all of the "0 didnt drink LOL" crowd too) and share your fucking story or move on. you guys must be total bitches irl.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2d1mjgw.jpg

[Day]

Im very disappointed in the above.

[Oxyminus]

I'll say 7

I work at a wine shop, so needless to say my work day was freaking nutty. Got home, showered, changed. my roommate was home so we did a quick drink for the new year. went to my friend's house and drank a LOT of champagne. I was at a crossroad of either going to a party at the UWS, williamsburg, or staying local going to some other party to kill time and just meet my roommate back home with more champagne and beer. went to local party, sucked. drank a bunch more champagne, roommate went to bed early so i stayed at party. all was fine and well until i went to piss and some fuckhead thought it be funny to steal my bottle of port. got into a fight with my friend, and spent like 1 hour walking home through a bad neighborhood at like 5-6 in the morning lol.