Let Uncle Brill Weave Tell You a Story

[oldoldman]

Equal party chicken breast and cream cheese. Add Buffalo hot sauce to desired taste. Shit is fucking awesome.

[Brill Weave]

Seriously, I have a bad stomach I can't really eat much spicy stuff. But I still eat this stuff because it's fucking awesome.

[oldoldman]

I was given the left overs from the new years eve party I went to. (GIVEN, Being the poor college student in your circle has it's perks.) I don't have any chips so I've been eating them like sandwiches. BEST SANDWICHES EVER.

[Tristam]

^Nice lol.

Tyche here's the recipe by the way.

3 10 Ounce can of chicken chunks(I do not suggest getting the real cheap chicken, it tastes kind of funky when everything is mixed together.) Drain the chicken juice.
3 8 Ounce packages of cream cheese
1-1 1/2 cups of Ranch dressing(depends on the person if you want more or not)
1 cup of Franks Red Hot sauce
5 cups of shredded cheddar jack and/or mozzarella cheese

Heat the chicken and red hot sauce in pot on stove. Mix so all chicken is covered. Add in the cream cheese. Stir until cream cheese melts a good bit. Then add all of he cheese in. You can add in the cheese at the same time as the cream cheese but I've found it's easier to stir the cheese without it getting stuck in the cream cheese chunks that are left still.

Heat all the ingredients until everything is mostly melted. It's ok if the cheese isn't melted all the way. Transfer everything into the crock pot and let it sit for about a half hour at the most and you're golden.

We usually serve it with celery sticks, tortilla chips, and those ritz crackers with the scoops in them.

Mmmmmmm yes, my girl makes this from time to time for me and friends whenever the occasion arises. The only difference I think is that she uses bleu cheese dressing instead of Ranch, but we're big fans of wings+blue cheese so it's prolly personal pref.

[Azkarin2]

Same ingredients but I cook it a different way. This dip is ridiculously good and whenever I cook it I print out the recipe because people always want it.

I bake the chicken and then shred it with two forks. Then marinate it in hot sauce for 24 hours. Then in a pan I layer chunks of cream cheese, blue cheese, shredded cheese, and chicken. The bake for 30 minutes before serving. It rocks

[Brill Weave]

Can't say we've tried bleu cheese. I've actually used our quesadilla maker and thrown some more cheese and the dip onto the quesadilla. It was fucking awesome. Awesome I say.

[ozz]

there's a guy just like this on the crew team, and he's fucking hilarious. He'd probably steal the dip too, and it'd be funny as shit to watch him run out of the house with crockpot in hand

[Qalbert]

He sounds like a real dipwad.

[Blabj]

Wow god I read OP and I'm seriously tripping off my balls. I have the flu so I fell asleep and had some wierd Charles Dickens-esque hallucination about some haggard looking guy stealing food from everyone, fighting them and getting wasted. Thanks a lot!

Oh and also; it's only dip but he didn't have to be a dick in the text message, if he'd have said "Sorry I don't have the time to drop it off, thanks for the night, you should come over and I'll make some dip." then it'd all have been okay.

[Dmitry]

I like Uncle Brill's stories.

[Brill Weave]

Well I figure the story is more interesting if I tell it in a creative way. That way you fuckers are entertained while you're at work/school/afk/downloading porn/playing WoW whatever.

[zoobernut]

Yeah entertaining story Brill. I do agree with most sentiments about the situation. The sauce is not a big deal just get your crock pot back ect. don't serve him alcohol at your house anymore...

Waiting on the next story.

[Brill Weave]

I really only devote "story time" to stories that are currently ongoing within my life. And when the mood strikes me. It's hard for me to get enough time to do it while I'm at work. Because I sure as hell am not devoting free time to it! Who knows maybe next I will give you a story about a pregnancy scare.

[Shuemue]

None of us call him on his shit when he's drunk.

It's your own fucking fault then dumbass

[Brill Weave]

I didn't dispute that you sour ass bitch

[Shuemue]

Sorry, it's just bringing back so many memories of more than one friend I've had in the past. Sometimes you need to punch them.

[Day]

It's fuckin dip. (?)

[Attila]

I really only devote "story time" to stories that are currently ongoing within my life. And when the mood strikes me. It's hard for me to get enough time to do it while I'm at work. Because I sure as hell am not devoting free time to it! Who knows maybe next I will give you a story about a pregnancy scare.

I know this one. You could also try the "stupid bitch from work" one, but then again, we probably all have one of those


Edit:

The ranch one is from Semi-homemade by Sandra Lee (food network)
The bleu cheese one is from kraftfoods.com



That's my wife's contribution =D

[Zetanio]

Swanson® Premium Chicken Presents Frank's® RedHot® Buffalo Chicken Dip seriously

[Brill Weave]

Yeah I do have some good story telling material. Though being at work and some of them are less than worksafe doesn't make for a "safe" story telling environment. I've offered to punch him several times. All of my offers have been rebuffed. Day, it's not just dip. It's the greatest dip ever created. Truly dip worth fighting for!