Let Uncle Brill Weave Tell You a Story

[Tyche]

Gonna cook the dip tonight. You should be B& if the dip is shitty since you made us read the story and give you advice all for shitty dip. I will review!

[Tyche]

First, this recipe made enough for about 60 damn people. About 3/4ths of my pretty large crock pot was filled. I have jut my wife, my kid, a friend, and I eating. It should last about a week lol. Second, you didn't say what to do with the ranch in the recipe. I tossed it in when I tossed the cheeses in, hope that's right. Third, shit cost me $26 to make, it better be good.

[zoobernut]

Why am I not surprised it was you to start it Shady. But yes, the dip is fucking awesome. If you've never had it, I suggest you try it. It's very simple to make, just pricey but well worth it. Oh and an update, Ben still has neither apologized to my wife or brought back the crockpot bowl. Fucker has my copy of Gears of War 2 also ; ;

Gentle Ben doesn't sound so gentle. Do you know where he lives? Hunt his ass down and get your crock pot and GOW2 back!

[Eticket]

He mentioned when to put the cheese into it, but yeah the portions are ridiculous for just a couple people. The linked recipe had more manageable amounts but was missing the cheddar.

[Tyche]

I knew when to put the cheeses into it, just not the ranch. I didn't want to use another recipe, because I need to gauge whether an ass beating is in line for gentle ben. The dip is finished by I'm waiting for my wife to get home to dive into it.

[AkashiXI]

How was the dip, Tyche? And Brill you're still a failpld!

[Tyche]

The cost:taste ratio sucks. It was $26 to buy all the stuff. In retrospect, I could have bought a 12 pack of booze, a rib-eye, and some sides for what I paid for this dip. I guess it'd be good for several people. My wife hated it. She took one nibble and spit it out. My friend liked it. I'm GIVING him some to take home (take some advice brill!), because god knows I can't eat it all. It was good, just not $26 good. The smell alone (it's stout) almost satisfied me.

[Pabst]

Just go all nancy kerrigan on his kneecaps and demand your stuff back son. And remember shooting below the kneecaps is not attempted murder!




wow this would sounded better if I could have found that Chapelle's show video clip

[Xiona]

if i read that correctly, its not so much that he just took the dip. but apparently the dip was the straw that broke the camels back?

[zoobernut]

Sounds more like the crockpot was the straw that borked the camels back. Really food is disposable and not a huge deal specially if you made it for a party.

Crockpots are reusable indispensable and costly.

[tyven]

i forgot to make the dip again!

[Seraph]

Dip and GOW2?
Why the fuck isn't he dead yet, again?

Oh yeah, he owes you cash.

I hear kidneys are supposedly worth a cool 1.5 Mil now. Something to consider... >_>;;

[TheShadyMan]

If he's an alcoholic, his kidney's won't be worth shit.

[Brill Weave]

So the wife hated it but you liked it Tyche? See the thing is we would have happily given him some of the dip if he had just asked. But he took the pot itself. Now I'm more concerned about getting my copy of Gears back.

[#686578]

Spoiler: show

All about how my life got flipped turned upside down.

I read that whole thing expecting to be bel air'd.

I'm so disappointed.

[Tyche]

Yeah, the dip was fine. I wish I had a blooming onion to go with it, a fried onion dipped into that would have tasted amazing.

[Kael]

So the wife hated it but you liked it Tyche? See the thing is we would have happily given him some of the dip if he had just asked. But he took the pot itself. Now I'm more concerned about getting my copy of Gears back.

Gears, a Crockpot, AND expensive dip within.

[Will Smith voice]Oh it's on now![/Will Smith voice]

[Octavious]

Speaking of a Crockpot, turns out I had to get rid of the one I always used since older crockpots had Teflon in them and apparently that can give you cancer. D:

[Brill Weave]

I never even thought about making a blooming onion for that. That's actually a damn good idea Tyche. I may have to try that out.