Man Bludgeons Best Friend to Death...

[Dimmauk]

With a Super Nintendo Controller.

I saw this on my LS site, and LOL'd hard.

A Tokyo man was arrested today on charges of killing his best friend with Super Nintendo controller. Robert Kiba, 25, was found by the police still beating his friend in the head screaming, "Is it funny now!?" Toriyama Takemoto was pronounced dead at the scene.

Takemoto, 24, had apparently hacked a copy of Super Mario World and created levels for the whole game. He then told his life-long friend, Kiba, that if he could beat the game, even using infinite lives, that he would buy him dinner for life. Kiba told police as he was being lead away in handcuffs, that his friend just kept mocking him as he played the game. Experts are looking at the game now and have confirmed the levels are... ok fine I'm making this up, but the game is for real.

The game's real name is "Kaizo Mario" but it's been dubbed by this YouTuber as "Asshole Mario"... and rightfully so.

Stage 1
Stage 2
Stage 3
Stage 4
Stage 5
Stage 6
Stage 7
Stage 8

I'll continue on with the rest later. I'm getting sucked into them and the funniest parts are when you think the guy is going to make a good jump and a hidden block screws him.

[Cerb]

Those levels look EASY!

[Kiarax]

I never get angry at games, but I can see the whole "beating your best friend to death" thing being quite justifiable with Kaizo Mario.

[Headspace]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/im...5014623526.jpg

It was still funny

[chellebell]

wow oldest crap ever, seems fun though.

[Rhinox]

Was funny thanks for posting lol

I would've said fuck it after the second level lol

[Kiro]

Damn those controllers are built well.

[Eggroll]

Wow fuck playing those, that's ridiculous.

[Sol-Blackguy]

I wanna be the guy > Asshole Mario > Mega Man 9?

[Howard Roark]

man, I LOL'd as soon as it started, bullet to the face right away, that's too hilarious

that hidden block was too much lol

[Kaylia]

2min40 in the first was great. Someone find me that rom

[edit]
nvm, link was posted

[Kaylia]

Actually, I can't figure how to make it work...anyone can help? lol

Txt file that come with the rom say to add .ips...but am i missing anything? My emulator isnt running this patch.

[edit]
Bah, probably need the jp rom to patch.

[edit2]
Cant find jp rom....gdi.

[Khamsin]

2min40 in the first was great. Someone find me that rom

[edit]
nvm, link was posted

Towards the end of Stage 10 was the best (at 8:40, but start watching around 8:00ish).

[Demosthenes]

HOLY FUCK! DYING AT STAGE COMPLETION! THAAAT IS FUCKING DIRTY! I totally would have wanted to punch something if that happened to me, and I am a very calm person.

[Tyr]

The Kiba guy is the one who killed his friend? Damn, impressive that he even is completing all these stages...

And Stage 10's ending is undoubtedly the cruelest...

[Xno Kappa]

OMG at the stage 10 ending lmao. This thing is pure evil.

[Eaglestrike]

The Kiba guy is the one who killed his friend? Damn, impressive that he even is completing all these stages...

And Stage 10's ending is undoubtedly the cruelest...

I was under the impression the actual story of the guy killing his friend was made up.

But man, I can see this game making someone do that...

[Katlan]

Holy shit this seems epic, the fact he can complete the lv's and stay sane is impressive. Some of the stuff is just hysterical though (I'm looking at you invisible blocks). I woulda given up at the first lv lol

edit: lol @ the ending of lv 10, I would of completely lost it there. And the Bowser part was insane, I have no idea how he pulled it off even after watching it done

[Demosthenes]

Tool assisted speed runs. They let you rewind and retry and record frame by frame.

[Hellfury]

I feel slightly bad about it, but everytime I read the headline of this thread, I keep thinking a man beat his dog to death with a shoe, even though I know what it's about !