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  1. 2009-01-05 22:29 #1
    Vandole
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    ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝlʇıʇ ɥʇ01 ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl sı sıɥʇ ƃɯo ʎuunɟ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ puǝıɹɟ ʇsǝq s,poƃ ǝsɹoɥ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ
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    The Vandole: Redefining the Woosh, JUST AS PLANNED.

    the first laptop without a keyboard, and it just has a wheel and button.

    Onion News Network: Apple's MacBook Wheel


    is this fucking serious?

    edit: holy FUCK i got wooshed.
  2. 2009-01-05 22:30 #2
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    Vandole <_<......
  3. 2009-01-05 22:33 #3
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    ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝlʇıʇ ɥʇ01 ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl sı sıɥʇ ƃɯo ʎuunɟ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ puǝıɹɟ ʇsǝq s,poƃ ǝsɹoɥ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ
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    well fuck i got trolled
  4. 2009-01-05 22:33 #4
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    That woosh was heard all the way in Africa, where several nomadic tribes raised their heads in alarm and prayed to their heathen gods to spare them.
  5. 2009-01-05 22:33 #5
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    Nice.
  6. 2009-01-05 22:35 #6
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    Haha oh wow
  7. 2009-01-05 22:45 #7
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    In other news:

    YouTube - The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
  8. 2009-01-05 22:48 #8
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    <3 the Onion
  9. 2009-01-05 22:55 #9
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    Haha the predictive sentence feature had "The abortion went well" as one of the entries.
  10. 2009-01-05 22:57 #10
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    Holy shit Vandole... rofl
  11. 2009-01-05 23:30 #11
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    It would be a huge woosh to woosh just reading the site but the woosh is astronomical if you actually watched the video and still wooshed.
  12. 2009-01-05 23:32 #12
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    ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝlʇıʇ ɥʇ01 ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl sı sıɥʇ ƃɯo ʎuunɟ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ puǝıɹɟ ʇsǝq s,poƃ ǝsɹoɥ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    It would be a huge woosh to woosh just reading the site but the woosh is astronomical if you actually watched it the video and still wooshed.
    well the thing is, i think mac is a huge tool corporation that would do this, so it didnt suprise me
  13. 2009-01-05 23:37 #13
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    Title change prz. "the vandole: redefining woosh"
  14. 2009-01-05 23:40 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandole View Post
    well the thing is, i think mac is a huge tool corporation that would do this, so it didnt suprise me
    Fucking excuses. Take your whoosh and leave.
  15. 2009-01-05 23:49 #15
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    Fucking embarrassing.
  16. 2009-01-05 23:51 #16
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    The Onion lolol
  17. 2009-01-05 23:53 #17
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    No big /facepalm Picard image yet? I'm disappointed.
  18. 2009-01-06 00:04 #18
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    This is the best thread on BG in a long time.
  19. 2009-01-06 00:07 #19
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    ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝlʇıʇ ɥʇ01 ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl sı sıɥʇ ƃɯo ʎuunɟ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ puǝıɹɟ ʇsǝq s,poƃ ǝsɹoɥ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ
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    i'm laughing pretty hard at this as well. epicly wooshed myself
  20. 2009-01-06 00:08 #20
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    I lol'd. Thanks Vandole.
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