Bob's Game

[Maxxthepenguin]

What IS "bob's game?"

Latest news update from his 100 day protest to get his game released

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2009-01-06
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Nintendo, you cannot continue ignoring me.

There is nobody like me. I have created the entire game, start to finish.
I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED.
NONE of these "designers" could create the entire thing if their lives depended on it!
They rely on the assistance of others- and take all the credit. They don't even deserve their titles! I have bested them all by far.

"bob's game" is a game by ONE PERSON, and it's one of the GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE- if not THE BEST.
I stand alone on a mountain no other has even dared to climb. I have swam across the ocean only cruise ships could cross.
I have walked through the desert of no return. I have stepped in the footprints of none, a path never taken.
I have MADE HISTORY, and history cannot be undone. It's too late, Nintendo.

No man has ever accomplished what I have accomplished at 25 years old- it's no wonder you fear accepting this truth!
My work has humiliated your teams of engineers. One young man- singlehandedly- has made their lifetime of work seem like child's play.
How can they possibly compete with such overwhelming skill? It's not even fair, is it? That's too bad, Nintendo. I'm real, and I'm here.
You can't ignore me forever. I AM RIGHT, AND IT WILL WORK.

I am the GREATEST GAME DEVELOPER THAT EVER LIVED.
I am a GENIUS, and I will be around for the next 40 years- eating away at your company until it exists no longer.
I will find way after way to slowly destroy your bottom line, and your business will fail.
The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others.
"bob's game" will live on FOREVER.

THOSE WHO DOUBT ME- YOU WILL BE PROVEN WRONG.
IN TIME THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL.
PREPARE TO EAT YOUR WORDS.

YES, I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!

WHO'S TAKING NAMES NOW, REGGIE?!

Just read the site.

[Kiarax]

Oh man, all his rants have been hilarious but this one is just too good. His game looks awful and he thinks he's the greater fucker to ever live. Someone should introduce him to Pixel or Zun and take him down a peg or twenty.

[Maguspk]

I don't understand why they won't just sell him the software, he was fine until the megalomania set in. Too long in the room, I suppose.

[Maxxthepenguin]

I don't understand why they won't just sell him the software, he was fine until the megalomania set in. Too long in the room, I suppose.

I knew he was nuts when he first showed us how proud he was of those trees.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Bob, I just want you to know...

As soon as your game is released, if it is ever released, I'm going to pirate it. And never play it. Ever.

Have a nice day.

[Zilong]

Oh man, all his rants have been hilarious but this one is just too good. His game looks awful and he thinks he's the greater fucker to ever live. Someone should introduce him to Pixel or Zun and take him down a peg or twenty.

Ryuukishi07!

[Ishido]

I haven't been following this at all since someone posted the video of him being proud of his trees, but this seriously looks like a troll.

[Jefe]

Eh, the dude is passionate about his work/time spent doing what he finds enjoyable, etc. I give him credit for that.

[BRP]

No such thing as bad publicity.

[Elcura]

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKIN' TREES!

LOOK AT THE CARS!

LOOK AT THE FUCKIN' SKY-- oh wait...

Commendations on what he's done, but to say he's better than all those designers combined is a huge troll.

[Zetah]

There is nobody like me. I have created the entire game, start to finish.
I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED.
NONE of these "designers" could create the entire thing if their lives depended on it!
They rely on the assistance of others- and take all the credit. They don't even deserve their titles! I have bested them all by far.

Funnier than funny.

[Stiker]

You know, I was impressed with the solo effort simply because I appreciate the coding work. But now he is just being a douche and I hope Nintendo never sells him the SDK he needs.

Edit: Oh dear God, I watched the two videos I haven't seen...he made himself the final boss...WOW.

[Alleya]

This guy makes Richard Gariot look like Confucius.

[Guitarman]

Yelling at and threatening some of the greatest minds in the industry is surely a great way to get what you want, right? /eyeroll.

[MisterBob]

I'm a bit disappointed that BG is being trolled this easily, to be honest.

[Pikarya]

hahaha 10/10

[Guitarman]

I'm a bit disappointed that BG is being trolled this easily, to be honest.

Work in customer service long enough and it's not hard to fathom someone being this psychotic.

[Katlan]

Yelling at and threatening some of the greatest minds in the industry is surely a great way to get what you want, right? /eyeroll.

It has worked for some ppl... give em what they want as a way to just shut em up. Guy is retarded though... I'm booting up my laptop atm so I can watch the video's (youtube is blocked from my work comp)

[Alleya]

I'm a bit disappointed that BG is being trolled this easily, to be honest.

So far everyone has pointed out that it's a troll. Acknowledging them = being duped?

[Maxxthepenguin]

I'm a bit disappointed that BG is being trolled this easily, to be honest.

This troll has sure as hell gone through a lot of effort.