NFL Divisional Round Playoffs - Often Imitated, Never Duplicated!

[Mizango]

Wrong person actualy, I dunno why I was thinking of him, I was actualy thinking of Shonn Greene, Ive gotten the two mixed up all season. Yes I'd put ringer ahead of hoeshown too.

^ Agreed.

I just posted in the College thread about the press conference I just watching. Talk about a train wreck. That stupid fuck should stay in school and take remedial English.

Let me copy/pasta for you.

[Mizango]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/gener...ick-em-25.html

Better yet, there's the link. If you get to see that press conference I guarantee you will get a fucking migrane listen to that dumb fuck talk.

You're right Green and Ringer are light years ahead of this douche. "OH NOEZ I HURDLED A CHIPPEWAH N DINIT GIT SPORTSCENTER!!11 BAWWWWWW QQ" Like I said, I am glad we drafted Stewart, we tend to draft a lot of from UGA. Had the Panthers drafted him I swear to you I would walk to Petco and fillet every kitten, puppy, hamster and Chinchilla on sight. Better yet, I would like to see TO in Charlotte with Jerry Jones, Gay Ratliff and Wade Phillips rather than Ho'shon. The one person that can trump my TO hatred.

Ho'shon fans, 09 is going to be a long season. My wrath and haterade is focused solely on you now. Gawd I hate that fgt. Did you see how his mouth moves beside his right ear when he talks? lol Kind of like how Gumby would speak if he were to hold a press conference. Not to mention his Baraka-esque grill. At least now he can afford to see an Orthodontist, I am giving him 3 weeks after being drafted to get him some goddamn braces.

/raaaaaaage

[Colm]

Dude, you're gonna have some kind of stroke before you're 35. Lay off the haterade. ;O

[tyven]

to be fair like 75% of players in the NFL can barely talk. im willing to bet cadillac williams and devin hester dont even know the alphabet

[Akiyama]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/gener...ick-em-25.html

Better yet, there's the link. If you get to see that press conference I guarantee you will get a fucking migrane listen to that dumb fuck talk.

You're right Green and Ringer are light years ahead of this douche. "OH NOEZ I HURDLED A CHIPPEWAH N DINIT GIT SPORTSCENTER!!11 BAWWWWWW QQ" Like I said, I am glad we drafted Stewart, we tend to draft a lot of from UGA. Had the Panthers drafted him I swear to you I would walk to Petco and fillet every kitten, puppy, hamster and Chinchilla on sight. Better yet, I would like to see TO in Charlotte with Jerry Jones, Gay Ratliff and Wade Phillips rather than Ho'shon. The one person that can trump my TO hatred.

Ho'shon fans, 09 is going to be a long season. My wrath and haterade is focused solely on you now. Gawd I hate that fgt. Did you see how his mouth moves beside his right ear when he talks? lol Kind of like how Gumby would speak if he were to hold a press conference. Not to mention his Baraka-esque grill. At least now he can afford to see an Orthodontist, I am giving him 3 weeks after being drafted to get him some goddamn braces.

/raaaaaaage

It's amazing. Generally I ignore about 80% of the shit that flows from that trap you call a mouth, but this is just too amazing to ignore.

Are you really, REALLY linking the fact that his grammar sucks donky dick with what kind of RB he is? Last I checked, not everyone in the NFL had brains. OHI VY!

Just because you aren't a UGA fan like most here, doesn't mean you have to hate on a guy that much. T.O. and VY deserve it. This kid's just coming out of college. Give him a year or two before you talk shit, lol.

Javon Ringer may make it through next year, but if he has to carry a big load, he won't last long. Greene has promise, and he just may be the best out of the three, but Knowshon IS the most NFL ready. He's built for it. He's got the moves, quick feet, great vision.

Basically Miz, just stick to the shit you know. That's bashing the Cowboys, bashing Vince Young, bashing your Panthers' head coach, and making love to pictures of Ed Werder.

[Flarega]

If the chargers D can step up and get some big pressure on cheeselessburger to force some interceptions and bad throws I don't think the steelers will score much. Pitts O line has had trouble with pass protection this season. The only problem is that the chargers Pass rush has been bad also.

Carolina at home seems like a sure bet, but if the cards have a performance like last week I think they have a good shot. I don't think they will, but it's the playoffs so you never know. It would be hilarious to have an NFC west team in the NFC championship.

If the Ravens can get some big turnovers in their game I think they will win. They may not have the best defense in the league right now, but definitely the most exciting to watch. Ed motherfucking Reed.

Philly/NYG all depends on how the Giants play. The giants are a better team on paper, but they've shown that every so often they can come out and not play up to their potential. If the Eagles can control the rush and force Eli to pass more than he'd like to, I think they have a good shot.

[archibaldcrane]

im willing to bet cadillac williams and devin hester dont even know the alphabet

I did that silent guffaw thing that you do when your boss is working 5 feet away.

Asshole.

[Mizango]

For the record, I like you better when you and your cakes ignored me because I actually liked you lol. A shtick, taken for to serious. No where did I say you had to agree, I couldn't care less. But ahhh, be that as it man the fact still remains that the nigga still cant talk.

BAWWW


Edit: I'll take that weak back handed jab with a grain of salt, you and I both know that I know that you know that I know what I'm talking about. The real issue is why you are so easily goaded into obvious confrontations. You've known me for how long? And this is new to you how? It's all fun and games as long as it isn't your team I suppose. For the record the answer is no, his speech impediment will have no bearing on his NFL stock or how many 100 yard games he will have as a pro. Ironically his jagged little teeth will take care of that for him.

Cake rage? Has that ever happened? I'm knocking down barriers and setting flashy trends like a motherfucker this year. I still love you Aki <3

[Conrad]

Baltimore Ravens @ Tennessee Titans - Picking the home team here. I like the Ravens, they're a very good team, but it's just not going to happen.
San Diego Chargers @ Pittsburgh Steelers - Steelers D is gonna steamroll the Chargers offense.
Arizona Cardinals @ Carolina Panthers - Cardinals can't compete on the east coast, and only barely outside of their division.
Philadelphia Eagles @ New York Giants - Eagles have played good football for the last six weeks, and while I acknowledge that they're the least consistent team in the NFL, they seem to want this bad. The Eagles offense could use some work, but hopefully their defense will shut down the Giants that it won't make a difference. BWest should have a good day. I just wish I wasn't at work for the game.........

[Bingbong]

Ravens at Titans... Gotta take Baltimore. They looked good last week, and thoroughly embarrassed a QB who had been Mr. Steady all year long. Ironically, this game will come down to passing... both have staunch defenses, both have solid running games. So it's Flacco vs Collins. I think Collins gets beat up more forcing a key turnover. If the over/under is anything more than 28, I'd take the under.

Chargers at Steelers... showtime for that defense in Pittsburgh... if they can keep Rivers under control they should win. I think San Diego is playing with amazing grit though. I think this game stays close longer than most think. Steelers win on a late FG.

Eagles at Giants... yes, they played like a month ago, yes Philly played balls out and won. However, the real MVP of the Giants didn't play most of that game. Brandon Jacobs makes that team go. He had 52 yards on 10 carries in that week 14 game, and then left injured. He was the leading rusher for the team that week. The Giants are not the same with him not in the lineup. If Jacobs is upright, this game goes all New York.

Cardinals at Panthers... Here's your shot for the offensive games people like. With James actually running the ball now, Arizona becomes a possible running threat. Look for Carolina to try and eat up clock with their very good ground game. I think Carolina wins here due to a better defense.

[Mizango]

I personally still like the Ravens, I was watching highlights of the earlier meeting and the Titans won that game on a bogus PI call that ultimately lead to Collins tossing the game winning TD. I personally this will be one of those 9-6 games just like it was previously, mainly because Reed is playing lights out and Haloti Ngata is playing REALLY well as of late also.

I like both of these teams but I don't know, I just see the Ravens squeaking by. Cant lose with either one really.

[Correction]

Surprisingly few people are picking NY to win their game this week. You'd think they'd have learned their lessons from not picking them to even win their division at the start of the season.

[Koyuki]

Baltimore @ Tennessee
San Diego @ Pittsburgh
Philedelphia @ New York
Arizona @ Carolina

[Mizango]

Dude, you're gonna have some kind of stroke before you're 35. Lay off the haterade. ;O

lol nah, I am actually quite mellow and chill. You can say I just have an exceptional knack at pushing buttons as proven week in a week out. I get called out weekly as being not very "astute" in my knowledge of ye olde pigskin tossings. It is somewhat amusing to say the least.

The way I see it is we all have a particular niche to fill on threads that come and go week in a week out, I guess mine happens to chafe and exasperate people emotions. You know, kind of like how TO does quarterbacks? But that is where the similarities end and the differences between he and I begin. Seeing as how I don't huff prescription medicines nor do I have an army of drones defending me tooth and nail.

Me an asshole? *Gasp! WHODATHUNKIT.

[tyven]

if he were a panther you would be gettin your drone on too baby. i hated that motherfucker till he came to big D

[Mizango]

Everyone says that when I mention Owens but I tend to believe that I don't need to have cancer to know that having cancer sucks. He would be too much of a drama queen to my tastes.

Well I would like to think so at least.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Why's everybody sleeping on the Ravens' special teams?

[Serif]

Why's everybody sleeping on the Ravens' special teams?

No one in TN is, I know that. Special teams/turnovers is going to decide the game IMO

[Mizango]

Why's everybody sleeping on the Ravens' special teams?

Not I lol. Outside of the Eagles, The Ravens are the other team I DO NOT WANT. They are clicking on all cylinders in a very scary way. See, the way the Ravens are playing there isn't enough power in my fingers to type all that's going right for them. They seem to have hit their last season stride at the right time. It is very reminiscent of what Carolina did the last 4 games of the season and in the playoffs that ultimately lead them to the Superbowl.

I am resigned to simply saying "The Ravens" and putting the onus on everyone else to know that it pretty much covers every single base and encompasses every adjective used to describe the Ravens right now.

That is the one game I am more excited to see more than the Panthers. Titans and Ravens, awesome. I wonder what the lingering effects Haynesworth's knee will be in that cold weather and that brace. That could be something to watch also. Him being a space eater and taking on double and triple teams constantly could be a factor. That is always a HUGE advantage that Tennessee is used to having.

[Mizango]

Game over? Sorry Tyven, I know this is your boy and all.

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