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    Army sorry for 'John Doe' letters to relatives of war dead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Story Highlights
    - Letters sent to notify families of services they can receive from nonprofits
    - Printing error means 7,000 letters begin "Dear John Doe"
    - Letters also have improper address information at the top
    - Army apologizes, but says original intent of letters shouldn't be overlooked
    Source: Army sorry for 'John Doe' letters to relatives of war dead - CNN.com

    I accidentally a John Doe x7000.

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    - Army apologizes, but says original intent of letters shouldn't be overlooked
    Sorry, we fucked up on the letter. By the way, your son's still dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obev View Post
    Sorry, we fucked up on the letter. By the way, your son's still dead.
    Pretty much. That's still a pretty shitty way to have a scar reopened.

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    Why is this a story? Did the letters go to the wrong addresses? They make a big deal over saying "Dear John Doe"?

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    7000 people? How many people die in the military, holy fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Why is this a story? Did the letters go to the wrong addresses? They make a big deal over saying "Dear John Doe"?
    You gotta understand, people receiving this were under the impression the government gives a fuck enough to type out the letter by hand.

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    People are also stupid and naive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    7000 people? How many people die in the military, holy fuck.

    They weren't letters notifying the families of a death.


    Some 7,000 letters were sent in late December to notify families of services or gifts surviving family members can receive from nonprofit organizations that help families of fallen soldiers, according to an Army statement Wednesday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    7000 people? How many people die in the military, holy fuck.
    That's what I was wondering. iCasualties: Iraq Coalition Casualty Count says that 4223 Americans have died in Iraq since 2003, so I'm guessing the letters addressed deaths that may have occurred a while ago. Unless we're losing a ton more troops somewhere besides Iraq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Unless we're losing a ton more troops somewhere besides Iraq.
    Operation Black Shield.

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    Has the army been reading Catch22?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guartz View Post
    You gotta understand, people receiving this were under the impression the government gives a fuck enough to type out the letter by hand.
    If by government you mean Bush, then the government does "give a fuck enough".

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    Quote Originally Posted by When the Tigers Broke Free by Pink Floyd
    And kind old King George
    Sent Mother a note
    When he heard that father was gone.
    It was, I recall,
    In the form of a scroll,
    With gold leaf and all.
    And I found it one day
    In a drawer of old photographs, hidden away.
    And my eyes still grow damp to remember
    His Majesty signed
    With his own rubber stamp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guartz View Post
    You gotta understand, people receiving this were under the impression the government gives a fuck enough to type out the letter by hand.
    back in WW2, maybe. Nowadays, it's copy/paste.

    costs money, recession, blah blah.

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