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    I'd like to see Verizon try to cash this check

    Sadly I don't have a backstory to this at all. Was just forwarded to me by one of my fellow engineers via email.

    Fwd: How to tell when you've ticked off a rocket scientist

    The amount is believed to be $533.82

    http://www.ndtex.com/images/science_check.bmp
    Big lol @ the memo line too.

    Edit: Thanks to quannum for linking the source of this (and the actual value).

    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    yea, http://xkcd.com/verizon/

    the amount is 0.002 + (-1) + (1)

    or just 0.002

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    Wasn't this about some kind of minute being 2% more when roaming and they charged him for 20% or some shit?

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    Think I've seen that in a couple image threads, plus date. That doesn't take away the funniness though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Wasn't this about some kind of minute being 2% more when roaming and they charged him for 20% or some shit?
    No this is separate I believe. I remember that issue, but the guy just posted his phone calls to his blog + letters from Verizon. They later apologized and refunded him. This just seems to be some random pissed off dude that is good at math and has a sense of humor.

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    Lol, they'll never be able to do that. Verizon and their math.

    Exemplified by this:

    YouTube - 0.002dollar = 0.002cent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Wasn't this about some kind of minute being 2% more when roaming and they charged him for 20% or some shit?
    Quote Originally Posted by bori View Post
    Lol, they'll never be able to do that. Verizon and their math.

    Exemplified by this:

    YouTube - 0.002dollar = 0.002cent
    ^ Headspace, I believe this is what you were referring to.

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    Isn't that the xkcd author?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilong View Post
    Isn't that the xkcd author?
    yea, http://xkcd.com/verizon/

    the amount is 0.002 + (-1) + (1)

    or just 0.002

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiker View Post
    ^ Headspace, I believe this is what you were referring to.
    LOL I love listening to this every time. I love at the end the manager said "Well I'm not a mathimatician (sp). It's obviously a difference of opinion". Classic.

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    That verizon math thing kind of gets on my nerves, because the guy is being rather indignant about the whole thing; yeah it was a mixup in terms, but it's pretty easy to see where the problem occurred; had he received a written quote there would have been zero confusion whatsoever.

    (Granted verizon could have prevented the whole thing by quoting "two tenths of a cent" instead of "point zero-zero-two cents", but my point stands)

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    yea, http://xkcd.com/verizon/

    the amount is 0.002 + (-1) + (1)

    or just 0.002
    I stand corrected then it was the same issue.

    I only halfway recognized the last series number (or w/e it is called), but I'm too far removed from calculus classes I sucked at to remember the actual value.

    Thanks for the reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norellicus View Post
    (Granted verizon could have prevented the whole thing by quoting "two tenths of a cent" instead of "point zero-zero-two cents", but my point stands)
    Now, it's been a while since we went over decimal places, but wouldn't 'two tenths' be equal to 'zero point two'? Or did I just get whooshed.

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    I like how this guy's mind works. I should so do that.

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    "two tenths of a cent" = .2 cents
    "point zero-zero-two cents" = .002 cents

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Now, it's been a while since we went over decimal places, but wouldn't 'two tenths' be equal to 'zero point two'? Or did I just get whooshed.
    I think he meant .002 dollars and not .002 cents when he said that. If it was .002 dollars, then 2/10ths of a cent would be correct.

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    worth making a thread for, would read again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norellicus View Post
    That verizon math thing kind of gets on my nerves, because the guy is being rather indignant about the whole thing; yeah it was a mixup in terms, but it's pretty easy to see where the problem occurred; had he received a written quote there would have been zero confusion whatsoever.

    (Granted verizon could have prevented the whole thing by quoting "two tenths of a cent" instead of "point zero-zero-two cents", but my point stands)
    The guy wrote the check because he argued with a verizon rep about the actual rate of his contract for like 30 mins, mostly on the difference between 0.02 dollars and 0.02 cents. There is a video on youtube detailing the entire conversation. The rep insisted there is no difference and the two are identical. The guy eventually got fed up on how mathematically challenged the rep really is and he wrote the check.

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    I've seen the image about a million times but I had no clue there was a back story to this. The audio is hilarious.

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    Just as an FYI, I believe that they were unable to cash that check.

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