Student auctions off virginity for offers of more than 3.7 million

[Brien]

She looks like the female version of Geronimo, or Sitting bull or something.

[Dimmauk]

Seriously, this could be one of the least laborious 3.7million anyone has ever earned. She will probably just lay there inanimately for 10-15 mins till the guy's done because she has no clue what she's supposed to do.

If you pay that much, you better get more than one shot. It better be HARDCORE XXX style fucking for that much money.

[tyven]

she looks closer to 40 than 20. slaying virgins is overrated anyway, these days its all about trying to find a chick that has had more than 1 but less than 10 dudes bang it out.

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[Charismatic]

0 is less than 10 though

[Mizango]

she looks closer to 40 than 20. slaying virgins is overrated anyway, these days its all about trying to find a chick that has had more than 1 but less than 10 dudes bang it out.

No such creature exists.


Unless you are into Stretchmarks, Diabeetus and Cankles. I prefer the term "Houston natives" personally.

<3

[MrW]

she looks closer to 40 than 20. slaying virgins is overrated anyway, these days its all about trying to find a chick that has had more than 1 but less than 10 dudes bang it out.

edited for char

Chuch. This is truth.

[Akiyama]

Her nose is really quite large and ugly. It's like.. darker than the rest of her face. Has she had it stuffed up someone's ass already?

Bitch is a duck duck duck. D:

[MrW]

Bitch is a Frizz! Only time one should pay for sex is ... dinner.

[Vandalhart]

If you pay that much, you better get more than one shot. It better be HARDCORE XXX style fucking for that much money.

and taped for that matter. Memories aren't good enough!

[Mizango]

and taped for that matter. Memories aren't good enough!

^

[Pikarya]

Kinda late in this thread, but isn't auctioning off your virginity prostitution? Which is illegal?

she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

Just going off what I read, am I missing something?

[Auspice]

It'd be so ironic if she got raped before the auction was over.

[0ni0n]

It'd be so ironic if she got raped before the auction was over.

Is it weird that I would rather pay to see this than for her virginity.

Kinda late in this thread, but isn't auctioning off your virginity prostitution? Which is illegal?

Not in Nevada.

[Hellfury]

It'd be so ironic if she got raped before the auction was over.

Would that fit the definition of "Priceless"?

[MrW]

I wonder if she'd take a check.

[Vandalhart]

Is it public knowledge that there are procedures to re-create a busted
Hymen(sp?)? I hear it can be common practice behind closed doors in the
middle east.

Get a loan for a inexpensive medical procedure.
???
Auction "virginity" off to highest bidder
Profit!

[Firedemon]

She's right fuckin' gross.

[HAcoreRD]

must be the fucking gargantuan nose that does it for people.

human horn?

(futurama ref)

[ninjafox]

No way in hell she's 22, she's gotta be at least 35+

[Tulun]

Least amount of work possible for your first 4 million...

Brilliant.