Student auctions off virginity for offers of more than 3.7 million

[Anyway]

just thnk how much she wouldve gotten if she was attractive

[Shinryuu]

Taking a girl's virginity fucking sucks. Here's how it goes:

"Umph...ow!"
"Whoa slow down... ow!"
*cringes*
"Yeah I'm fine, really!"
"Ow!"

Every time.

So unless you're into hurting people, don't fuck virgins.

[Jefe]

Dr. Drew approves

http://i42.tinypic.com/52cpbm.jpg

[Hellfury]

just thnk how much she wouldve gotten if she was attractive

if she'd been attractive, she wouldn't have had to resort to massive media attention to get rid of her virginity?


(it had to be said, I feel bad. no, really.)

Edit: is that girl in the pic in the post above the same girl?

[The Stig]

If it is, fucking hell. Her chin must be fake.

[Zilong]

Taking a girl's virginity fucking sucks. Here's how it goes:

"Umph...ow!"
"Whoa slow down... ow!"
*cringes*
"Yeah I'm fine, really!"
"Ow!"

Every time.

So unless you're into hurting people, don't fuck virgins.

With a few more metaphors and descriptive imaging into your writing, and you'd be halfway into writing a scenario of some japanese eroge.

[thestalkmore]

With a few more metaphors and descriptive imaging into your writing, and you'd be halfway into writing a scenario of some japanese eroge.

what is an eroge?

[Dimmauk]

"Umph...ow!"
"Whoa slow down... ow!"
*cringes*
"Yeah I'm fine, really!"
"Ow!"

Every time.

Every time is right.

[Zilong]

what is an eroge?

porn game

[MrW]

Get it right get it tight! With virgins you end up playing a game called just the tip. That leads to another game called blue balls. Fuck virgins! Figuratively.

[Athas]

For some reason I thought this was a guy that tried this when I first read the topic title and just though wut.

Edit: Wee 200 posts.

[Kuya]

I don't get it; most men in this forum are ducks.

[archibaldcrane]

Kuya, we all know you love you some me.

[Lee]

22 my ass

[Kimiko]

Prostitution in the 21st century is still prostitution... >.

[TheShadyMan]

I say we derail the thread into a discussion on legalization of prostitution. WHO'S WITH ME?

[Kohan]

I'm all for legalizing prostitution.

[Zilong]

I don't get it; most men in this forum are ducks.

Dunno about you, but I'd fuck me

I'd fuck me sooo hard

[altwight]

My girlfriend was a virgin when we first sex'd. She was 16 I was 18. I'll admit there was a lot of 'ow' 'stop' 'hold on' 'just sit there' but there wasn't any blood. In most cases, a girl's 'cherry' can be popped from just about anything nowadays. Tampons can do the trick easily, riding a bike and hitting a bump will do it too. Maybe I was just lucky to not have to experience the messiness of a virgin? Atleast in some aspect.

On topic, she definitely doesn't look 22 and 3.7m is waaaaay too much. She probably chain smokes out the ass.

[Lbelle]

I mean...couldn't I just pay a doctor like 100 grand (of the millions she will get from this...) to tell them I'm a virgin too and do this also? Couldn't anyone?