Kid hits mom in the face with a Taco

[Blarg]

Obviously the mom was an anorexic and having to walk up all those stairs to turn off the xbox used up what little strength she had. Utterly concerned the boy rushed downstairs to check on the condition of his beloved mother and he was shocked to see her slumped over the taco's. Not one to panic under dire circumstances the boy did what any doctor in training would do and proceeded to feed his mother as fast as possible. Obviously asking an anorexic to eat a taco would not work so projectile food was the best, and only, answer.

[Kohan]

Blarg saves the day with his amazing and truthful analysis. I don't know how the world ever got along without you, but considering that you're older than 107 and are currently crusading to make BG recognize this, maybe you have always been there and mortals were too foolish to notice.

[Elvis]

You know..

Taco-wielding madmen...

Black people and Mortal Kombat..

...all of this wouldn't be happening if Jack Thompson wasn't disbarred. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

[guartz]

Now is the taco of our discontent. /whoosh

/worship

[Tricen]

Euthanasia.

[TheShadyMan]

Kids in China?

[Howard Roark]

69 degrees in her taco

[#686578]

I'm not sure if we could fit any more innuendo in this thread.

[#686578]

ib4 in your endo.

[Chicomagiko]

The Oedipus is strong in this thread.

[Skjie]

I got my ass beat as a kid. I turned out ok. What were they supposed to do? Use harsh language and ground me? I remember distinctly being a trouble maker when I was a kid and laughing at futile punishments like verbal threats, or "Taking away things I could get back just as easily" No.. usually a swift kick in the pants by my dad straightened me out immediately. I also didn't repeat the stupid shit for it. They also made sure to tell me why what I did was wrong.

I didn't resent my parents for it either. Thats what I would do to me. I didn't use logic and understanding when I was 10. All I knew is right and wrong from immediate results.

This. I was a no good punk as a kid. Sure, I hated being punished as a kid, but in the long run, occasional use of the strap did me more good than harm. Sending me to my room meant shit.

[oldoldman]

This is not news.

[Norelco]

LOL, great picture.

[#686578]

He's proud of himself.

Yeah, I assaulted my mom with a taco. Whaddaya gonna do about it?

[Null]

That picture makes me want to hit him in the face





















with a taco.

[Elvis]

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/ph...008&isP16=true

This entire ordeal screams...SITCOM!

Troubled kid, living with his mom in a bad neighborhood. Trying to 'find himself' - BUT IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!

One day, things get out at hand and he slaps his mom with a taco.

Fearing for her life, and for her son's, she sends him to live with his Aunt and Uncle in...

[Mizango]

I like where this is going Elvis. Tell me moar.

[Dimmauk]

It didnt help he was playing Taco Terrorist IV.

[levish]

beatings work if you start early, can't just up and start beating a 19 y.o. kid, that's how you end up getting killed.

In his case I'd just kick him out of the house so he can do wtf he wants on his own dime.

[0ni0n]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4...400x270br4.jpg