
Originally Posted by
real_nigga
Had a few things I wanted to say before I take a nap at the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my right hand. I have 90 pound goat tits, I'm 5'3 and doesn't afraid of anything. You know how I pulled it? I used ffxi app. Something you all know about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the crack house cheating on my other hand in the bathroom.
Did I fuck my hand in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, I have a good grip, and that wrist would never go limp on such a masculine 1 man virgnity machine such as myself, I pound it hard. Don't believe me? Ask your dad. Know what I'm saying? Hand, job.
I am the most hideous nerd any of you will ever have the displeasure of being amongst. I bench 60 pounds now and do over 9000 strokes a day on my dick . My gut is crusted over with my own jizz kind of like a rock and my dick is the size of a gerkin. When I walk down the street I immediately get a sunburn. I want to fuck my boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, yI love you so much. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be on 4chan jerking off to tits.