Craigslist Personals....lol

[0ni0n]

My twin sister met a guy through craigslist. After about a month or two of dating, it turned out the guy was in the middle of a divorce, had a kid with the ex-wife, and was having a homosexual affair on the side.

Good times.

How did your twin sister take it?

[Wulfgang]

Mario one is hilarious, best part(s):

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks.

[Okan]

How did your twin sister take it?

From behind.

[Avanarius]

best of craigslist : My confession 26M

wow....lmao

[Milton]

i wrote a missed connections thingey once:

Dear New Year's Eve bus girl. You were the girl on the bus, on New Year's Eve. I was the guy with the scarf. You looked at me a lot. You had nice eyes. I was with my embarrassing friend and you kept awkwardly shuffling around our table at the terminal. I was too shy to say hello, or to wish you a happy new year. Now I'm watching "Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!" and I wish that I was watching it with you.

never got a response

[Penthesilea]

she wrote one too, you missed it.

creepy guy with the scarf, what's your friends name? i didn't wanna approach him cause you were there and you'd overhear me giving him my number, in any case tell your friend i left the bus and had to change my panties

[0ni0n]

From behind.

touche

OMFG, check this out!!! http://sexblog.theirtoys.com/2009/01...als-least.html

[Lbelle]

god this mario one is too much lol

[Akeimi]

You guys are doing it wrong, "erotic services" is the best part of Craigslist.

Deluded potbellied hookers and desparate 19 year old male virgins ftw.

[Vandalhart]

I liked this one:

best of craigslist : A plea for help to my Canadian bretheren

[Sol-Blackguy]

I used casual encounters all the time after I split up with my wife and worked extra hours just to keep my apartment after she moved out. The W4M section is mainly full of trolls, I almost hooked up once but she seemed too reluctant since she was trying to cheat on her boyfriend. I think about 1-10 W4M ads are real but everyone assumes they're just trolls. My true success came from posting my own ads in the M4W section. I've had about 5 encounters total and 2 of them call me up every once in a blue moon and I made a platonic friend out of another one. Not bad for a guy with a beer gut right?

[Lavik]

I liked this one:

best of craigslist : A plea for help to my Canadian bretheren

awesome lol

[Azalee]

I want to have sex in a bathtub full of breakfast cereal:
best of craigslist : I want to have sex in a bathtub full of breakfast cereal - m4w

Seriously some funny shit haha.

[Demosthenes11]

best of craigslist : I NEED INFO ON THIS PEEPING TOM!!! BEWARE!!

[Cow_k]

Calling all BBWs and SSBBWs! Help make a dream come true! This is America, god damn it, and I'm an American, and there is no reason in the world why my freakiest fantasy can't be fulfilled. I recently sold my pool table in my rec room to make space for Operation Heavenly Hogpile. I covered the floor with 6 layers of foam padding, and 1/4" rubber shower liner on top. I've got 3 cases of baby oil, half a dozen strap-ons and several days' worth of classic bluegrass music piped through a kick-ass sound system. I've even prearranged to have Dominoes deliver buffalo wings, pizza, and cheesy bread every hour all weekend. All I need is 8-12 big (BIG!) lovely ladies to join the fun. Get naked, get oiled up, consume what you want, wrestle around, make a great big tangle of jiggly womanhood. I want to roll around on a cellulite sea and stick it in every hole, crevice and fold you've got. Applicants must be prepared to remove every hair on their bodies, including head hair. Eyebrows are ok, but not a single follicle anywhere else.

Oh dear.

[Howard Roark]

I'm afraid to ask what SSBBW stands for if not supersexy BBW

[ZarakiKujata]

supersized?

[MrW]

best of craigslist : Free 1998 BMW M3

best of craigslist : **** TOILET FOR TWO ****

I found this one even better.

LOL, Taco Tuesday. Oh man...

[Lbelle]

I want to have sex in a bathtub full of breakfast cereal:
best of craigslist : I want to have sex in a bathtub full of breakfast cereal - m4w

Seriously some funny shit haha.

5) I plan on making this a safe encounter to please feel free to bring your own utensils.

LOL

Man, these are just too good. How do people come up with this shit? And the one with the toilet for two was priceless.

[Day]

I want to have sex in a bathtub full of breakfast cereal:

I'd do it Azalee... wait you were talking about craigs list huh.