CG is so awesome. Their tanks are amazing. They have so many paladins that it's like one big giant paladin of love. NINs? RDMs? What's that gimp shit, real pros only tank with a phalanx of PLDs at everything.
Their DDs are so amazing, too. I'm not sure why they stopped using only SMNs after 6 months or so, though. It was so awesome watching khim use one TP move per minute. They tanked that shit so fearlessly. I guess their new sushi rangers were better though, but it was so disappointing only being treated to a 4 hour Tiamat instead of 5 hours. I feel cheated only being able to witness 80% of the greatness.
I wish I had the stamina to stay up for full 72 hour windows with all my best buddies. I wish I had the courage to stand 2 inches (shit, I mean 6 cm, sorry, gun-toting hilbilly pig american inches talking >.<) from every HNM that someone else claims, spamming spells on it with 40 of my dudes. Those bastards deserve it!
I'm so jealous, man. Our members are such pansies. I mean, when they have kids, they stop playing! They're not cool enough to train the little buggers to camp Ixion while daddy powernaps between Khim intervals. We're so lame that we kick awesome little gilbuyer tarudins that could have been teaching us how to dupe salvage gear, and then we never realized how cool it would be to post the triple drops with superb photoshop skills!
Man, I'm so jealous of that. Wtf. We didn't even get any bans. Left out in the rain while the cool kids party inside yet again... :<
I don't know why we jumped on Odin so fast! We should have been the uber dankness like CG and trained on tier 1 and 2 for a year, first.
When CG borrowed our yellow ixions and tiamat, I was so excited! We would have killed too fast and it would have been a boring day. Screw that. I'd rather watch the masters engage in a delicate tantric dance with the great beast! I nearly cried when they failed to MPK us at xolotl over and over. Whenever they get angry, a poetic melody of pseudorandom insults waltzes gracefully through the /say channel. Their grasp of the english language is a beautiful thing; like watching baby birds learn to fly.
When I learned of the news yesterday, I was overwhelmed with emotion. I felt the intense need to take solace with my closest friends as we paid out respects by partying all night just to mask the pain. Our drunken, giddy cheers were deeply sorrowful. I don't know how I'll carry on anymore. I guess I'll just try to take solace in knowing that CG is in a better place now. A place they'll love and cherish for many, many years to come. A place that isn't Ragnarok.
<3