Holladaddy

[Maguspk]

Message she sent me: so wuz with ya cuttie
My response: mashed potato sunburn colostomy
Her: so do u think that we can get to know each other
Me: mos def scuba shoe roast beef cholera lessons
Her: what are u talking about roast beef what the fuck
Me: gurl, i wantz ta crawl inside yo roast beef curtains n sheet

holla
Her: why you did not answer my question
Me: cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon
Her: so u saying that im not cute
Me: think whateva u want, u gumpass bitch.
Her: dang what have i done to u
Me: sallright wit chu eitha wit shadonkdonk skiing frisbees dig?
Her: why you have to be so mean
Me: thas jus howz i roll, gurl.

pazazzle-zazzle!

One of the few I actually laughed at.

[Zhais]

I didn't laugh til I got to the alzheimer's convo, that was fucking hilarious.


On another note, I can't believe some people actually type like that......

[SephYuyX]

These two lol

Spoiler: show

http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg My comment back:
SUP MAMI. U SEXXI AS SHYT. AND U TAWT LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER FUKS LOLZ


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
THANK YU PAPI U SEX C TOO SO WHERE YU STAY AT I STAY ON 40TH PLACE BY THE COLLISEUM


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
GURL U'S FIIINE. I STAY OVA ON MURGGLE STREET BY JENSON'S. SO WUT U INTO? WE SHULD GET 2GETHA SUM TIME AND KICK IT.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
fasho lyk i stay by the colliseum on 4OTH PLACE BT WE CAN KICC IT DIS FRI/SAT? ITS UP TOO YU JUST DROP YA NUM OR ILL GIVE YU MINE BABY


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
word. we shuld head down 2 smooodle strett ova by the purplenurple and get us sum tenderbuggs. u eva had dat shyt? a sexxi thing lyke u should antoo.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
NO IVE NEVER HAD ONE :}..... SO WHEN ? LOL YU HAVE A CAR ?


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
I take great joy in the fact that our speaking in broken English does not distract from our lust for using made up words and fictional names for places that don't exist. And to answer your question... nah i dont guts no car, but i can gets one any time. we shuld hook up an get some skunkertoofs this weekend den chill at mah plce ova on murggle streat. Imma treat u rite all night long.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
LOL THAT SOUNDS GOOD WITH ME PAPI


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
The human race is doomed.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
HMMM WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT????


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
I'm just depressed. I found out my dad has sickle cell anemia. This bitter world suddenly seems all topsy-turvy. What is a gentle poet such as myself to do now?


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
SWEETY IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT BT LOVE YU JUST GOTTA STAY STRONG HAVE HOPE AND FAITH AND PRAY IMA PRAY FOR YU AND YOUR FAMILY


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
LOLZ IMMA JUS KIDDIN. I DONT NO WHO MY DAD IS. So wear u wanna kik it dis weekend? u gonna wear sumthin pretty for me


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
DNT PLAY LYK THAT OH MY I C YU LYK TO PLAY AROUND ALOT THATS A TURN OFF....AND OF COURSE !!!! HMMMM IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER WHERE WE KICK IT AT ....


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
wat if we kick it at the sickle cell wing at da hospital.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
UM I DNT KNOW WHERE THAT IS LMAO HOW BOUT CANDY LANE ON JAYDLE DRIVE?


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
HAHAHA!AAAAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA ohhhhhh gollygosh. I'm going to have to keep my eyes on you, kiddo.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
LOL YEA LYK I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CANDY LANE RIDE IN A TOP MELLOW HOP ON DA FREEWAY GET SOME PETRO IN GO TO FANTASY RD. AND GO ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 69 STREET LMAO


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
And then I'm going to sodomize you until you bleed.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
OH MY THATS GONNA HURL OUCH LOL


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
Yup. I'm goin' dry too. Anyway... so what position do you like the best?


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
DAMN YU GOIN DRY WOW YU REALLY TRYNA HURT ME HUH YU GONE PULL ON MY HAIR LOL AND I DNT HAVE A FAV HONESTLY IM A VIRGIN...:]


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
Seriously? I don't belive that. You look like a huge whore.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
WHAT !!!! WELL IM NOT


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
Then why did you send me that picture of your vagina?

She then removed me from her friends list. I re-added her a week later and posted this comment to her profile:


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
What would you say if I toooooold you. I've always wanted to hooooooold you. I don't know what we're afraaaaaaaaaaaaid of. Nothing would change if we maaaaaaaaaade love. 'Cause I'll be yooooooour friend. And I'll be yooooooour lover. Well I know in our hearrrrrts we agree. We don't have to be one or the otttttttther.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
YU KNOW Y I DELETED YU IT WAS BKUZ YU GOT ME MIXED UP WITH SOME OTHER FEMALE AND THOUGHT I SENT YU A PIC OF MY PUSSY WHICH I DIDNT IM NOT THAT TYPE AND NOT ONLY THAT I JUST RECENTLY MET YU WTF I DNT EVEN HAVE YOUR NUM SO THATS Y U GOT DELETED


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
No, i jus said i wanted u 2 send a pic of ur vagina. Send 1 and this thing can all be aken care of


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
LOL MAIN YU A LAME DNT SEND ME NOMORE FRIEND REQUEST BYE

I was removed from her friends list once again. I immediately re-added her to which she accepted. I promptly sent this comment:


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
I think I'm in love with you.


http://holladaddy.com/comments_thumb.jpg Her:
YOUR WHAT ?????


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
I love you. please be mine forever.

Removed again. Be still my gentle heart.[/spoiler]



[spoiler]http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Message she sent me:
who is this


http://holladaddy.com/ghettofresh_thumb.jpg My response:
Lakendra gurl, u talk to leeroy lately?


http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Her:
u got the wrong person i dont know a leeroy


http://holladaddy.com/ghettofresh_thumb.jpg Me:
gurl, u stragith up trippin. LEEROY... ya know? small boo?


http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Her:
no u trippin i live in pomona i dont know him u got the wrong person


http://holladaddy.com/ghettofresh_thumb.jpg Me:
So how's Leeroy doin. Tell him Im still doin fine an shyt


http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Her:
how can i tell somebody that if i dont know him


http://holladaddy.com/ghettofresh_thumb.jpg Me:
iS LEEROY TREATIN U GOOD? TELL HIM BOUT DA ICECREAM CHAIR... HE'LL KNOW WUT I MEAN LOLz


http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Her:
ARE U NOT COMPRHENDIN I DONT GO WIT NO FUCKIN LEEROY


http://holladaddy.com/ghettofresh_thumb.jpg Me:
LET ME NO WEN U 2 ARE GOIN OUT 2 DA CLUB SOME TIME. I'LL HAV 2 TAG ALONG


http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Her:
whatever i dont know u or no mothafuckin leeroy so bick back


http://holladaddy.com/ghettofresh_thumb.jpg Me:
so wut u been up 2 lately?


http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Her:
bye


http://holladaddy.com/ghettofresh_thumb.jpg Me:
why wont u tellz me how u doin?


http://holladaddy.com/fatspringbreak_thumb.jpg Her:
i dont know u i told u u got the wrong person


Me:
I jus wanna meet some new friends n shyt. What u like 2 do for fuN? Im into music, movies, readin magazines myself.

Lakendra


Her:
then y u didnt say that from the jump start


Me:
sorry gurl. so wut u up 2?


Her:
nothin at the house posted


Me:
werd gurl. U tawk 2 Leeroy at all lately?


Her:
WHO DA FUCK IS LEEROY I TOLD U I AINT WHO U THINK I AM DAMN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIT U GIRL

[archibaldcrane]

It's hit or miss, but holy shit @

gurl, u dont knowz wut u missin, trickazz bustah. eye'll fuckin taye up yo azz like a ferris wheel full of gay scubadivers .

[Squeelch]

Her:
hey baby whats up

Me:
Your cholesterol.

Her:
so what you doing

oh god that is great

[ferigor]

One of the few I actually laughed at.

I'm going to start working pazazzle-zazzle into more conversations.

[Kuya]

Yeah, randomly posting that you'd like to abuse people's children is fucking hilarious, right?

Since when did you have a soul?

[Kuya]

nigga first of all who da fuck u think u tawkin to like dat cuz it sho da fuck aint bout to b me. u dont kno me like et so dont b cumin at me wit dat shyt. if im so fuckin dumb den delete me nicca its dat damn simple. bitch betta get ya mind right. real tawk.

What the fuck is a nicca?

I totally want to fuck your son.

lol

edit: meh, got boring fast

[tyven]

holy shit this is the god damn greatest thing ever

[Headspace]

Message he sent me:
wat it do lil momma

My response:
chundermonkeys, dawg

Him:
say wat wats dat

Me:
snibsnib snazzle ya hear?

Him:
wat talk english

Me:
I don't believe the word "wat" shows up in the English dictionary.

Him:
my bad so whats good

Me:
girlscout tuba slammas over a rainbow of salt vacuums ya hurr?

Made me lol so fucking hard.

[tyven]

the two where he was pretending to be a cop were amazing

[Lordwafik]

My fav :

Message she sent me:
hey cutie checc it out
i commented all yo pics so go comment mine fa me


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg My response:
sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg

hollacaust


http://holladaddy.com/blackkorean_thumb.jpg Her:
HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english


http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy_thumb.jpg Me:
You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message.

Have a great day.


http://holladaddy.com/blackkorean_thumb.jpg Her:
awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont

This blew my fucking mind. She only talks like that to impress other black people? What the fuck?

[Kuya]

This blew my fucking mind. She only talks like that to impress other black people? What the fuck?

I thought that's why most black people did it anyway.

[thebearofscience]

HOLLAday inn

[Shalyn]

My favourite quote so far:
ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES

[Lbelle]

ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around.

Hahahahaha what a good website.

[Kais]

Me:
maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.

Her:
WOW THATS GROSS

Me:
NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all.

Her:
MY ANSWER IS NO

Me:
i tried dat once but da tests iz always multaple choice. 2 many optionz 2 choosse frum, always keepin da bruthas down

Yeah that got me

[Dezzimal]

Reminds me of bloodninja.

[Ddz]

Reminds me of bloodninja.

rofl I was just going to type the same thing, modern day bloodninja but WITH MORE NAGGERDESU

[Akanei]

I approve of this website.