Delicious alcoholic drink ideas

[Grievear]

Forget to mention, drinking a medium sized Gatorade before you go to bed can prevent or alleviate hangover. It had never failed me no matter how drunk I was.

Oh god this! If you learn nothing else in college, learn this.

We'd keep emergency gatorades hidden all throughout our apartment. Gatorade and a piece of bread and you'll be up at the crack of 2PM feeling fine.

[Creeps]

For anybody that drinks whiskey and coke, swap the Coke for Ginger Ale and it is 100 times better.

Usually called an Irish Highball, but if you use anything other than Jameson, you're not a man.

[Azkarin2]

Usually called an Irish Highball, but if you use anything other than Jameson, you're not a man.

Jameson and Ginger is probably the best drink known to man. Unless I'm tailgating and drinking in mass quantities, Jameson is the only whiskey I buy.

[Zetanio]

Jameson is great,

Tullamore Dew, Bushmills, Black Bush are all acceptable.

No offense to you Jack Daniel's lover but I can't even look at that stuff straight anymore. It's pretty rotten against Jameson and others.

Lbelle, I didn't mean you'd be a fatty. I saw your FB picture. Just take care when drinking those heavy shots and mixed drinks. They have a LOT of calories. Usually 300-400+ calories PER drink. Bartenders like having pretty girls at the bar, they also want them to stay pretty so the bar attracts more people.

Girls that drink straighty whiskey and beer are either:

Your new best friend (hot girl)
Man-hating dykes

It is damn sexy to watch though :D

This new drink Code Blue or something, has tons of B vitamins, electrolytes etc. Works against hangovers if you bomb one the night before. It's in limited release but you can find it most places. Helped me this morning. Doesn't taste amazing but kicks you in the ass and gets you moving.

[Penthesilea]

Oh god this! If you learn nothing else in college, learn this.

We'd keep emergency gatorades hidden all throughout our apartment. Gatorade and a piece of bread and you'll be up at the crack of 2PM feeling fine.

definately. whenever i go out, it's wawa time for a big gatorade, it even saved me last night. speaking of which, me and my buddies got someone arrested, was pretty funny

[Azkarin2]

^ Don't mention the story without telling it!

And its now second nature for me whenever I drink (even when I black out) to take out my contacts, brush my teeth, and stick my head under the bathroom faucet until I near drown. I always wake up around 930 to relieve myself and I'm rarely ever hung over. Eat/drink right before you go to bed and it makes all the difference in the world.

[TheShadyMan]

I propose someone starts an awesome Drunk story thread. I would, but I can't think of any right now...

[Azkarin2]

^ I have a collection of orange road cones that I steal whenever I black out and walk home. And its like a two mile walk home so I'm pretty happy I haven't been arrested for that yet.

[Grievear]

We had our noise complaints lined up on our fridge like badges of honor. Trick is to just send someone new out each time. They can't ticket you without a warning first. We had at least 15 on our fridge.

Best story is the time that I was woken up at 4AM. I hear knocking and wake up, look at the clock. Figure whoever it is will fuck off, so I lay back down. They keep knocking. Shit, I guess I'm dragging my ass out of bed.

I look through the peep hole. Two cops and my half naked room mate. After thinking it over for a minute, I opened the door. With a look that said "what the fuck do you want?" I opened the door. The first cop looks at me, and asks "Does *he* live here?

I didn't know what the correct answer was so I looked to my room mate. He's standing, shirtless, shoeless, pantless and torn underpants, dragging a towel. He's grinning from ear to ear with a black eye, and barely looks coherent. I wait a few seconds, hoping he'd notice I was waiting for a sign, but he didn't. Pissed off and wanting to go back to sleep, I said yes.

The cops threw him in the door, obviously annoyed they had to deal with him and told him good night. Jeff responded "NO NEED TO BE A FAG ABOUT IT." I closed the door, quickly.

I watched as he then wandered to the freezer, pulled out a frozen pizza and stumbled to his room. I hear a door slam and then the sound of a piece of furniture falling over and then dead silence. I honestly thought he had died. I'd deal with it in the morning.

Next day I found out that he had gotten drunk at a house party. Went looking for a bathroom and found a chick half passed out. She had a boyfriend, though Jeff was him and started making out with him/taking off his clothes (Or so he tells it). Guy finds him, he and his friends kick his ass.

He then walks home, around 10 miles, stopping to take a nap in a ditch. The cops found him walking past a party in our complex they were breaking up and picked him up. Drove him half way around town before finding out he lived in the place they just took him from. He has no idea where he found the towel. He said he thought he was in the godfather when he woke up and felt something wet and soggy in his bed. It turned out to be the now thawed frozen pizza.

Wow that was a long type. I'll tell some others after some other people take their turn. Remind me to tell the beer pong cop story and the drunk mexican wrong house fight. Good times.

[Penthesilea]

Mine from last night isn't all that great, and I feel bad for the guy who get arrested, but I don't think there was a second of silence as we laughed our way home from the bar.

I'm inside talking to a heifer, cute face, but too big even though we were going hogging last night (I'm not usually up to that, but I gave it a shot). I look out the window, my boys are having a cig, and all that. Well, these two are back from Iraq on leave right now, and wanted some fun. Some douchebag comes up and starts trying to bum a cig, and these guys full of whiskey before we even went out, don't want anything to do with this kid.

The kid bothering them looks something like this
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o...itis/-78-1.jpg
and wearing some tight ass pants and a leather jacket, being all hxc that he is. Well, he ends up talking trash because they tell him to fuck off, and he doesn't. Starts running his mouth, the one dude says don't fuck with us infantrymen. He continues to do so, "fuck infantry men, fuck you, fuck your hat" (He's wearing a jeff cap thing, one of those flat irish hats). The one guy being all about the Irish, smashes his beer bottle over his head, bouncer comes over, asks what's up, and the douches buddies don't even back him up.

Fast forward 10 minutes, we're walking up the street after being asked to leave, and low and behold, we've got this kid on our ass following the six of us. Just him mind you, so I get up in his face, instigating stuff. We reach a street corner, I back off, and the kid who smashed the bottle gets in his face again. They go back n forth yelling, he gets popped in the jaw, looks dumbfounded and confused at what happened. Meanwhile a cop car rolls up as he's still mouthing off, and while the cop is at the red light, he pushes my friend (who's successfully baited him into doing it, seeing the cop pull up behind his back).

tl;dr - beer bottle smashed over kids head, kid gets slugged in the face, ends up getting arrested as we walk down the road in tears from the lulz.

[Zoner]

Try this:
Orange Juice
Sprite (or 7up)
Shot of EverClear (*edit- Vodka is acceptable as a replacement)

Make sure everything is nicely chilled beforehand

As for straight shots I'd go w/ Vodka, Jack Daniels, and Crown Royal chased w/ the drink above.

[Colenzo]

Lime vodka with some lipton green tea is fucking baller also.

[Grievear]

Lime vodka with some lipton green tea is fucking baller also.

If the liquor you're mixing can be mixed with green tea, it's marketed to women.

[_chuchu]

Leninade:
Smirnoff vodka
Amaretto
lemonade

[Zoner]

Found my recipe for Kahlua:

Kahlua
1 qt water
2 1/2 cups Sugar
3 tablespoons Instant coffee
1 tablespoon Vanilla
2 1/2 cups Vodka
Bring water, sugar and coffee to a boil in a saucepan.
Simmer VERY slowly for 3 hours. Mixture will be very dark
and syrupy. Cool. Add vanilla and vodka. Makes 7 cups.

[Azkarin2]

^ How does it compare to the stuff you buy? I've recently been infusing/flavoring my own liquors and its a new hobby that I enjoy. Is it worth the effort?

[6souls]

i keep my drinks simple, 2-3 mixers.

Gold Tequila + Blue Raz Kool Aid
Effen Black Cherry Vanilla Vodka + random energy drink (Cocaine or NOS preferred)
Vodka + Club Soda + Splash of Cranberry juice
Pama + Sprite (Pomegranate liqueur)
Stoli Vanil Vodka + Coca Cola
Stoli Blueberry Vodka + NOS (drinking this atm, very tasty)
Guiness + Baileys Irish Cream w/ Shot of Whiskey in a shot glass (Irish Car Bomb)

[Mr. Flippy]

one and a half parts jameson in a tall glass over ice fill rest of glass with mountain dew voltage = fuckin awesome

[Zoner]

^ How does it compare to the stuff you buy? I've recently been infusing/flavoring my own liquors and its a new hobby that I enjoy. Is it worth the effort?

They're new recipes I got from "Top Secret Insider's Recipes: Master Edition"; haven't got a chance to try em out. Here's a couple more:

Bailey's Original Irish Cream
1 cup light cream
1 can sweetened condensed milk (14 oz.)
1 2/3 cups Irish whiskey
1 teaspoon instant coffee
2 tablespoons chocolate syrup
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon almond extract
Combine all the ingredients in a blender and blend at high speed
for about 20 seconds.
Transfer to a clean bottle with a tightly fitting cap.
Store, refrigerated, and shake well before using.


Creme De Menthe
1 1/4 cups fresh mint leaves, slightly packed
3 cups vodka
2 cups granulated sugar
1 cup water
1 Teaspoon glycerine (optional)
8 drops green food coloring (optional)
2 drops blue food coloring (optional)
Wash leaves in cold water several times. Shake or pat gently dry. Snip each
leaf into halves or thirds, discarding stems. Measure cut mint leaves to
above measurement. Combine leaves and vodka, steep for 2 weeks. Shake
occasionally. Strain out leaves. Boil sugar and water together, cool. Add to
vodka mixture, add optional ingredients. Age 1 to 3 months. Yield: 1 quart.


Grand Marnier
4 medium Oranges
1 Vanilla bean
2 1/2 cups Vodka
1 cup Brandy
1 cup white granulated sugar
1/2 cup water
Look for firm, heavy oranges which indicates lots of juice,
and smooth−skinned ones free from soft spots and mold.
Wash and peel oranges making sure to scrape ALL white rind
from the peels to avoid bitter flavor. Slice in strips and add to
liquor and vanilla bean. Steep 2−3 weeks, strain and filter.
Boil together water and sugar for about 5 minutes at a full boil
and be sure the sugar is dissolved. Allow to cool.
Add sugar syrup to orange liquor and let age for 4 weeks.


Lynchburg Lemonade
3 parts 7−up
1 part sweet and sour mix
1 part triple sec
1 part bourbon
Mix together. Add some sliced lemons and limes.


Peppermint Schnapps
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 16−oz. bottle light corn syrup
2 cups 80−proof vodka
2 teaspoons peppermint extract
Combine sugar and corn syrup in a 2 quart pan over medium heat. Heat until
sugar dissolves, stirring regularly (about 5 minutes). When sugar has
dissolved, add vodka and stir well. Remove mixture from heat and cover
tighly with lid. Let cool. Add peppermint extract to mixture and pour into a
sealable bottle.


Galliano
2 Cup Sugar
1 Cup Water
1/4 Teaspoon Anise extract
1 Teaspoon Vanilla extract or Vanilla Bean Extract
3 Drops yellow food coloring
1 Fifth vodka
Combine sugar and water in a pan and bring to a boil. Boil for 1 minute and
immediately reduce heat. Simmer for 1 hour or until thickened. Remove from
heat and cool.
Pour sugar−water syrup into a sterilized quart−size bottle. Add anise
extract, vanilla and food coloring. Stir gently and add the vodka.
Cover and let the mixture sit for 10 days to 2 weeks before serving.
Yield: 32 oz.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

SoCo and lime is tasty too.