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    Octuplets born in Bellflower

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    A woman has given birth to octuplets at a Kaiser Permanente hospital in Bellflower, hospital officials confirmed today.

    Medical team was prepared for seven children, then came one more. Mother and babies are doing fine, doctors say.

    A team of 46 doctors, nurses and surgical assistants at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center meticulously planned the births for weeks. As the date approached, they held two practice runs. They didn't want any surprises.
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    Octuplets born in Bellflower [UPDATED] | L.A. Now | Los Angeles Times
    The eighth baby was the surprise - Los Angeles Times

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    Like a fucking clown-car...

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    She's a single mother too!

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    She's single with 14 kids, I weep for those kids who will likely live on welfare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    She's single with 14 kids, I weep for those kids who will likely live on welfare.
    the fertility drugs she was popping like tic tacs to cause this to happen cost more money then she would get monthly w/ a welfare check..

    I'm sure shell get a reality tv deal and support her kids off that

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    She's single with 14 kids, I weep for those kids who will likely live on welfare.

    To put a positive spin on this, she could simply move to Houston, milk the system and assimilate into society as if nothing ever happened. 12-14 is the median.

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    .....how HUGE was this lady prior to given birth to all that? Jeez, the odds of that happening.....

    I feel sorry, that's a huge buttload to deal with come puberty season for all her new children.

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    So if you add up all those 1 pound babies you get a whole one!

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    Not sure if it was said or not, but it was reported today (or yesterday) that she not only has 6 other children, but they are all living in a 3 bedroom house with the mothers parents. Her parents allegedly owned another home, but they filed for bankruptcy and walked away from the home or something to that degree. So now you have the 6 kids, the 8 newborn octuplets, the mother, and her parents all living in a 3 bedroom house.

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    How do you have a practice run?

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    Shes pretty fucking selfish thats for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    Shes pretty fucking selfish thats for sure.
    or a serial crowncar.

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    He should've pulled out.

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    or say no to drugs.

    http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2...anamethqa7.jpg


    Having 14 kids when you're single isn't normal. But on meth it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    or say no to drugs.

    http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2...anamethqa7.jpg


    Having 14 kids when you're single isn't normal. But on meth it is.
    what the FUCK? LOL.

    The woman isn't a single mother though, she's actually married but her husband is in the army or something and is getting deployed back to Iraq soon. Also the mom is in her late twenties...with 14 kids. She'll probably get a lot of help from all of the press that she'll get from having these babies though, and hopefully be able to give her kids an okay life.

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    Imagine if her children wanted to play optomist sports? They would have their own team.

    LOL at that Meth ad? Really, REALLY? Reminds me of the commercial they had for something along the lines of "Don't shop in supermarkets because it supports terrorism" or that's how it came off as.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    To put a positive spin on this, she could simply move to Houston, milk the system and assimilate into society as if nothing ever happened. 12-14 is the median.
    At least they will grow up with nice teeth.

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    I totally read Octuplets as Octopus and was like ...wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eanae View Post
    I totally read Octuplets as Octopus and was like ...wtf?

    Octopi births are patented by India.

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