Don't leave you condom with semen inside near kids.

[fren.]

..because they just might swallow it.

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/new..._on_condom.html

Philly.com posted:

Suit: Tot choked on condom

By JASON NARK
Philadelphia Daily News

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Dad had gone out to get coffee and breakfast. Mom was helping their 4-year-old son on the toilet. Their 9-year-old daughter was playing Nintendo.

That was how the morning of Jan. 3 played out for the Wolfe family of Massachusetts inside Room 142 of the Homewood Suites in Mount Laurel, Burlington County. Soon, the Wolfes would pack up and finish their long drive home from Florida.

But, wait: The couple's 22-month-old son was supposed to be on the hotel's pull-out sofa, watching TV. Instead, according to a federal lawsuit filed this week in New Jersey, the toddler was choking on a used condom that had been left in their room before they checked in.

When Amy Wolfe heard her youngest child chewing and choking on the condom, she rushed over to help him and retrieved it from his mouth, but according to the lawsuit, the boy already had "ingested the contents."

The suit contends that Homewood Suites and its subsidiaries, Hilton and Blackstone, put the boy at risk by leaving the "life threatening" item in the room and subjecting the boy to an increased risk of contracting a "sexually transmitted disease, including HIV or AIDS, or some other, potentially life threatening, potentially fatal illness."

"The baby had to go through a lot of testing, and continues to, because of this disgusting, horrific incident that essentially violated the whole family, but mostly the young boy," said the Wolfes' attorney, Norm Hobbie, of Eatontown, Monmouth County. "It's an extremely sensitive time for them."

Homewood Suites did not return phone calls or e-mail seeking comment on the suit yesterday.

The 15-count complaint contends that all five Wolfes suffered severe mental anguish witnessing the incident, and that the boy's siblings likely would have "psychiatric scars" because of it.

It says that Steven Wolfe has been forced to spend "great sums of money" to help cure his wife of a "loss of enjoyment of life."

The suit says the Wolfes had been en route to Pittsfield, Mass., after spending the holidays with relatives in Fort Myers, Fla.

[Arrmani]

Maybe they should watch their kid better. Even though that's disgusting and that they should expect a clean hotel room, its not like it was placed there on purpose.

[Kyo]

God damn thats just gross.

[Darkslitter]

Sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and let your mom have a good time even if it leaves a bad taste in your mouth....

His mom got all of the sweet lovin last night, but at least he got a taste.

The child detective used all of his senses to determine if the killer had shot his mother.

ok I'm done

[Serif]

Fool, use the edit button!

[Darkslitter]

Fool, aim moar

[Metah]

"Mommy, why do I have AIDS?"
"Well, I know this is going to be hard to swallow but this is what happened..."

[Rhinox]

Got to love all the dressing the attorney adds just to get more money.

The wife lost the enjoyment of life? really.....? You would think she would be happy her 22 month old son is still alive.

[Kaylia]

Maybe they should watch their kid better.

Are you serious?

[altwight]

I got pissed off when I read that the wife has lost her enjoyment in life. Get the fuck over yourself. Your son didn't die be grateful.

edit: fucking she has kids. what happen to "my kids are the joy in my life!^_^ <333333333" fuck that woman to no ends and I don't mean sexually!

[Serif]

Are you serious?

Baby GPS for sho

[Trichocyst]

Holy shit, that's like 10 minutes down the highway from my house.

[Shalyn]

I almost puked and laughed simultaneously

[Moosey]

I got pissed off when I read that the wife has lost her enjoyment in life. Get the fuck over yourself. Your son didn't die be grateful.

edit: fucking she has kids. what happen to "my kids are the joy in my life!^_^ <333333333" fuck that woman to no ends and I don't mean sexually!

It may be a bit exaggerated about the "loss of enjoyment" etc.., but think about if that happened to a kid in your family you were close to.

I'm sure she's very grateful their kid is alive, but the whole time they're going through all this shit to make sure the baby is ok, really I doubt she's living live to the fullest.

Pretty fucking nasty shit though.

[Khamsin]

Lawyers said, "Appalling. A family who attends a hotel has a serious expectation they will not be served human semen."

[altwight]

their lawyer can stfu already.

[gandorf]

Was the condom from the father and mother or was the condom from past guests who stayed in that room?

If it's from past guests then the hotel should clean there rooms better and those who say watch your kids more carefully stfu. The parents can't help it if their son is picking shit up and eating it because that's what kids do.

As for the wife losing enjoyment it's a bullshit excuse but people have gotten money off bullshit excuses for years and years.

[Syntex]

Survival of the fittest, same thing applies if your child is stupid enough to crawl out the window of the car while its in motion then sorry you are the weakest link, goodbye.

And why don't people flush those anyways >.>

[Rhinox]

Nice haven't seen Darwins being invoked for awhile now. Miz baby, get on the ball.

[Elvis]

One day this will make for a great story to tell around a camp fire eating marshmallows and used condoms.