Human-Animal Hybrids Fail

[0ni0n]

"Fans of furries and anime-style cat girls will be disappointed by the news that attempts to create human animal hybrids have failed. Experiments by British scientists to create embryonic stem cells by putting human DNA into cow or rabbit eggs had raised ethical concerns, but the question of how we would treat sub-humans will have to wait until we actually figure out how to make them."

[Ishido]

Thank god.

[The_OG_Nelta]

damn, i would love to see it successful.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Why don't they start with some demi-humans like elves and trolls before making animal people... lol

[melbufrauma]

so the centaur army will have to wait...

[Purrrfect]

I want my goddamn mithra!

[jmc]

I want my goddamn mithra!

This ^^

[Not Kuno]

Thank god. Furries ruin everything.

[Akiyama]

Hooray for fail.

[Dareus]

This is the most upsetting news I have heard in a while. Why did they decide to make a cow-human monster though? Out of all the animals, they decided a cow was the coolest to make a subhuman freak out of?

[zoobernut]

Creepy, I just got done reading Next yesterday and it had a monkey/human hybrid as well as a parrot/human hybrid in it.

[Valkrish]

this was done a long time ago, but in a different manner so to speak.

Monkeys.

Yea, look it up <_< if you find it it'll freak you out as much as it did to me.

[Eratosthenes]

This is the most upsetting news I have heard in a while. Why did they decide to make a cow-human monster though? Out of all the animals, they decided a cow was the coolest to make a subhuman freak out of?

Hey, it was good enough for the Greeks.

[Not Kuno]

this was done a long time ago, but in a different manner so to speak.

Monkeys.

Yea, look it up <_< if you find it it'll freak you out as much as it did to me.

I remember seeing monkey/jellyfish or something and it ended up looking like a wang.

[archibaldcrane]

Thank god. Furries ruin everything.

No, if this worked, furries would be cured. The ensuing creation wouldn't be the soft, fuzzy human hybrid that furries want to yiff, it would be a disgusting abomination that should be killed with fire.

After seeing the reality of human/animals, the furries would realize that humans aren't so bad.

Wait, but then furries would re-assimilate into the general population.

Thank god this failed.

[LD]

"attempts to create human animal hybrids..."

Fucking WHAT!?!

[Kaylia]

Fucking WHAT!?!

Now click on the link you quoted and read it.

[Khamsin]

Research like that has been going on for a while. At the pace science has been going the past couple decades, I wouldn't be surprised if we make some major breakthroughs in altering or adjusting natural human development within the next decade or so.

Within the next century, true nature will be a thing of the past.

It just sucks I won't be around to see the cool things we can do by 2100.

[Kaylia]

Research like that has been going on for a while. At the pace science has been going the past couple decades, I wouldn't be surprised if we make some major breakthroughs in altering or adjusting natural human development within the next decade or so.

Within the next century, true nature will be a thing of the past.

It just sucks I won't be around to see the cool things we can do by 2100.

Unless they can turn us into Cyborg before. That would be awesome.

[thetruepandagod]

but the question of how we would treat sub-humans will have to wait until we actually figure out how to make them."

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