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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
    I DEMAND IT BE RESTORED
    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    Bitches be runnin' wild.

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    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Banned.

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    I bet she really didn't put out or he had a bad case of ED and he did it himself because the bitch was gonna tell all his friends or something.

    there just has to be more to this than they are putting out there as of now.

    but yea bitches be crazy

    like mas loco in cabesa de pollo y mierde

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
    I DEMAND IT BE RESTORED
    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    I bet you he tried to rape her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen View Post
    Is this one of those times were it's ok to hit a women?
    Fuck not being able to hit women, that's sexist. If anyone, man or woman, did that shit to me I'd disfigure them as much as possible.

    Do unto others and such.

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    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

    A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.
    Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.
    She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

    more at:
    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm | Mail Online


    This girl sounds interesting :D

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    New and exciting. Tell me more!

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    Posted already, but OP made horrible topic name, so I opt that discussion continues here.

    Crazy bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kwijiboe View Post
    Posted already, but OP made horrible topic name, so I opt that discussion continues here.

    Crazy bitch.
    I looked for it, but couldn't see any topic name that remotely suggested the contents of the article the last few days until you mentioned it and I found the I haven't got a pen article (which I must admit I due to the relatively uninteresting topic name, didn't open), mea culpa.

    edit: argh, crossthread posting ftl, how the hell. ><

    edit#2: didn't realise that's what happened, thanks, you're my hero! <3

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    It's ok, that's what the merge function is for!

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    Am I the only nut who found the whole thing a little sexy?

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    For who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post
    For who?
    Good question, if I were him, I'd have wanted to be conscious, but I can't deny it sounds like she at least had a bit of fun

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    Imagine that conversation:

    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
    "this was I'll cum when you punch me!"

    (that joke lifted from Patton Oswald)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kwijiboe View Post
    Posted already, but OP made horrible topic name, so I opt that discussion continues here.

    Crazy bitch.
    My bad, i'll ensure my thread titles are far more glaringly obvious to allow your mind to grasp the contents in future.
    o.oa

    On topic, fuck yeah i'd hit a bitch for doin that. Where does she get off thinkin she can do that? I'd be the same with a bloke, though i doubt it'd have as much effect but still.

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    lol, I kept clicking on pen topic forgetting it was this story.

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    I really wouldn't be THAT surprised if it is, as ErzaScarlet suggests, that he got talked into it (or was actively interested in it), then either didn't remember it, or didn't want to admit/stand by it afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellfury View Post
    Good question, if I were him, I'd have wanted to be conscious, but I can't deny it sounds like she at least had a bit of fun
    Wow, I guess you never got the memo on the whole "Safe, Sane, and Consensual" guideline for things like this. It was none of the above.

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    I dooon't think i got that memo no! :D

    edit: (it's not insane if you know what you're doing, and it doesn't leave permanent scars!)

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