Follow up: I did nothing, as I said I would, seeing as how I proposed to my fiancé last Tuesday.
She, however, bought me a 42" LCD TV for our bedroom.
Fuck yeah, Valentine's Day.
Went out to a real nice Italian restaurant -- as my family's from the New York area, I'm fairly discriminating about that -- but didn't eat there. Took our food to a high hill in LA that gave us a gorgeous view of the city at night. Went home after that, and I just woke up. So everything went pretty well, I'd say. Definitely happy.
Interestingly, though, I'm not the one who's much for Valentine's Day, but my significant other is. Since it's just a day about commercialism, I really wouldn't care if we didn't celebrate it. But hey, every time we do, it's awesome. I won't complain.
Also, I third -- or is it fourth, by this point? -- following HardcoreD's advice for all your dirty ass bitch stealin' needs.
Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks, lick on deez nutz and suck the dick. ~Dr. Dre:circa 1992
Took my gf to an italian restaurant at 6 then had friends over for a drink and pizza cus they're all single and needed something to do
I'd play troll but I can't be bothered, how was your day?
We went to our favorite burger & bacon/cheese fries place after sleeping in until 3 (while I salvaged all morning). Proceeded to eat and talk shit about the people surrounding us (nothing new).
Then, we went to a shitty miniature golf arcade and played some terribly outdated arcade games while jr. high kids practiced their breakdancing in the middle of the aisles. Whooped ass at Air Hockey. I think we got STDs off of the greasy Time Crisis 4 guns.
Returned home to make absurdly good red velvet cupcakes while getting tipsy off shitty mixed drinks. Of course, drew boobs, penises, and other original & hilarious things on the cupcakes with icing.
Played some video games.
Took a shower. Received oral. Gave oral.
Watched MST3K: Pod People, dug up from my old VHS collection.
Sexed again.
Passed out.
Holiday success.
I ended up BBQing with my sister/husband/nephew and my sisters hot friends, got 2 numbers zinnnng. Hardcored(sp) needs to check in, I wanna know if he stole a bitch or what.
Probably, or writing a handbook how how to gank peoples women.