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  1. 2009-02-12 14:22 #21
    thestalkmore
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    I have to be honest I thought I was going to read about a rape at one of the NCAA bowl games.
  2. 2009-02-12 14:52 #22
    Bregor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eanae View Post
    Fucking shit lol... Please tell me they know? How do they not know? Maybe Vandole can shed some light on his Macbook wheel.
    ^

    I actually heard this story on a local radio morning show's entertainment page a couple years back:

    Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    Needless to say callers and his fellow DJs pummeled him pretty badly about reporting the Onion as a genuine news story.
  3. 2009-02-12 14:55 #23
    Omnipotent
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    The funniest part is that guy holding all of the DVD's while he is doing his speech.
  4. 2009-02-12 15:04 #24
    Gulkeeva
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    "With the price they're charging for this thing, it must be filled with fucking gold."

    Awesome quote
  5. 2009-02-12 15:11 #25
    TheShadyMan
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.
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    One of my favorites:
    Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
  6. 2009-02-12 15:31 #26
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    No one fines the irony of Wop posting about someone getting anally raped by Japan? No one? Oh come on
  7. 2009-02-12 16:14 #27
    ChooChooTrain
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    My heart stopped.. then i saw it was the onion.

    Don't scare me, BG. )):
  8. 2009-02-12 16:17 #28
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    i got it.
  9. 2009-02-12 21:00 #29
    Sol-Blackguy
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    Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    fucking lol...
  10. 2009-02-12 21:28 #30
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    The onion is still a more trustworthy source than the usual.
  11. 2009-02-12 22:11 #31
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    The proposed new measures include a 50 percent reduction in live-eel anal insertions, and a requirement that portrayals of group sex involving seven or more individuals feature at least four human participants. Also under consideration is a zero-tolerance policy covering all "prurient uses" of colostomy bags.
    I quite enjoyed this part, lol
  12. 2009-02-12 22:56 #32
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    YouTube - YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video

    Simple, yet true.

    Also, after you watch it, check...

    Spoiler: show
    check the tab thingies at the top of the page (for that video alone)
  13. 2009-02-13 00:37 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen View Post
    No one fines the irony of Wop posting about someone getting anally raped by Japan? No one? Oh come on
    http://unmotivationalposters.com/mai...serialNumber=2
  14. 2009-02-13 08:38 #34
    Komm Suesser Tod
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    I keep watching Onion News videos on Hulu and laughing my ass off. It's kind of sweet to see such staunch looking people curse like it's nothing.
  15. 2009-02-13 17:00 #35
    Sol-Blackguy
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    YouTube - The onion Movie

    How did I not know this existed?!
  16. 2009-02-13 22:06 #36
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    YouTube - The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

    The Supreme Court has gone from strictly constitutional to strictly awesome.
  17. 2009-02-15 23:33 #37
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    totally gay sucks you suck retarded fag
  18. 2009-02-17 04:39 #38
    archibaldcrane
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    totally gay sucks you suck retarded fag
    This is one of those streams of words where depending on where you put the punctuation it could mean one of about 20 different things.

    I'll start.

    totally! gay sucks. you suck retarded, fag?
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