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    If you haven't seen the video of him rapping on stage...

    YouTube - Joaquin Phoenix Rapping???

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    O lord I lol'd pretty fierce

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    If you watch the clip it does kinda look like Joaquin is acting that way intentionally. When Dave makes the unibomber joke Joaquin almost cracks up he starts to laugh and then pulls it back together.
    exactly. there were a few times where he had to try and contain a smile. still interesting to see him doing this though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Getting ready to watch but it does kind of remind me of the Matt Damon and whats his face thing where he kept saying he'd be on the show but running out of time, then they staged that one where he finally got on the show and flipped the fuck out when they "ran out of time"
    this is exactly what I thought when I watched this interview. I think Joaquin is trying to pull a Andy Kaufman on is. He almost laughs at one point for one. And for those who might not know, usually Letterman (or any host for that matter) talks with the incoming celeb a few days before to see what topics they want to talk about. Granted big things like Paris Hilton's jail time messes it up, but this seemed to outrageous to be true.

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    I don't think Letterman was in on the joke which made it epic. Better than when he trashed Paris Hilton.

    But yeah I heard he has a camera crew following him everywhere so it's probably a film project.

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    He's a skinnier Zach Galifinakis

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    I'm too lazy to look it up myself, and I dont want to read alot. Someone tell me who this guy is and why I should care in 3 words or less.

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    Manly beard.

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    You're cute little "Whooshes" happen in real life too, as you all seemed to have been "whooshed" by the whole skit. Fake as fuck.

    Another Kaufman wannabe, how could you buy into something so blatantly staged.

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    Um... almost everyone in this thread is saying it was staged.

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    I don't think you should go as far as saying "almost everyone" up to this point should you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    I'm too lazy to look it up myself, and I dont want to read alot. Someone tell me who this guy is and why I should care in 3 words or less.
    Is your rock for rent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    I'm too lazy to look it up myself, and I dont want to read alot. Someone tell me who this guy is and why I should care in 3 words or less.
    Walk the Line

    There, three words, you may now scuttle back to your hobbit fuck cave.

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    I don't know what is sadder, the fact that this is on Yahoo's front page and even more people are falling for it. Or the fact that I looked at yahoo's front page.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygunnz View Post
    You're cute little "Whooshes" happen in real life too, as you all seemed to have been "whooshed" by the whole skit. Fake as fuck.

    Another Kaufman wannabe, how could you buy into something so blatantly staged.
    Shut the fuck up.

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    Last week my girlfriend and I were talking to my mom one night and she told me about how when I was born she wanted to name me either Joaquin or Keanu. This made me think of that, and that made me sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Null View Post
    Is your rock for rent?
    that's 5 words. Wiki'd him, saw his picture, noticed he was the guy from Gladiator. Saw Walk the Line. Why do I need to have lived under a rock to not know who the B(at best) movie star is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    that's 5 words. Wiki'd him, saw his picture, noticed he was the guy from Gladiator. Saw Walk the Line. Why do I need to have lived under a rock to not know who the B(at best) movie star is?
    still under that rock huh? so many blist movie stars have multiple oscar nominations amirite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Shut the fuck up.
    You're so UFC bro. Stop replying to everything I type dickrider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    that's 5 words. Wiki'd him, saw his picture, noticed he was the guy from Gladiator. Saw Walk the Line. Why do I need to have lived under a rock to not know who the B(at best) movie star is?
    I lol'd at calling him a "B" movie star. Because Gladiator and Walk the Line are obscure low budget no name movies right?

    What standards do someone need to make to jump from B to A list actor for you?

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