Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

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BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.


The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

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Little family ... Alfie, Chantelle and baby Maisie



Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie's story, broken exclusively by The Sun today has sparked a huge political storm with Tory leader David Cameron saying: "When I saw these pictures this morning, I just thought how worrying that in Britain today children are having children.

"I hope that somehow these children grow up into responsible parents but the truth is parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about right now."

Dad at 13 | Boy Alfie Patten, 13, becomes father of baby girl Maisie with girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15 | The Sun |News

[_chuchu]

Someone posted this already, unless I'm having deja vu

[quannum]

it's in the other thread, about the fake leg kid. but it didn't have a thread of it's own.

delete/merge as necessary.

[archibaldcrane]

Honestly though, the thing that makes this a story isn't how young the kid is, it's how young he looks. While 13 year olds fucking isn't exactly common, it's common enough to have happened occasionally in my suburban white middle school while I was growing up.

The fact that the kid looks like he's 8 is why this particular one is making headlines.

[The_OG_Nelta]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...80_732153a.jpg
too early?

[Melchiah]

Thank some non-existant deity that irresponsibility and stupidity has been demonstrated somewhere other than Trailertown, USA. We aren't the only ones anymore!

[Dareus]

This was clearly the best option for both of them. I wonder if the middle school is going to revamp sex ed lessons a bit.

[Khamsin]

What's a nappy? Besides what happens to hair when you don't wash it.

[Pikarya]

What's a nappy? Besides what happens to hair when you don't wash it.

Nappy

1. A word to describe a hoes weave which is particularly disgusting.

Hoe: I's up fo grabs
Tom: Fuck no wit yo nappy weave

^

[Wintermute]

They still remind me of:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/year.../340/harry.jpg

That said:

Spoiler: show

http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...niac_3_p18.jpg

[Ferien]

Thank some non-existant deity that irresponsibility and stupidity has been demonstrated somewhere other than Trailertown, USA. We aren't the only ones anymore!

Fuck yeah?

[Mizango]

Fuck yeah?

Indeed.

[Melchiah]

Miz knows what's up.

[guartz]

AS someone in 4chan pointed out, it's probably the dad who pedo'd the girl and blamed his naive son.

[Null]

edit: quoted wrong person.

I concur, I went to school with a few kids that had kids young. Hell, my aunt, grandma, and cousin all had kids at 15. But that kid looks damn young for 13. I was 6" tall at his age.

[melbufrauma]

bitch is nasty and looks like an alien

[Kuya]

She let him do her?

He actually did her?

[Headspace]

That's one Casper looking mother fucker.

[Tomiko]

I was 6" tall at his age.

Damn you were short.

[Null]

You're so clever.