Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

[Blarg]

Someone should do one of those face swapping things for the kid and his...uhh kid. Although it may be hard to tell the difference according to the thread title.

[archibaldcrane]

I concur, I went to school with a few kids that had kids young. Hell, my aunt, grandma, and cousin all had kids at 15.

Sure, but also remember if these kids were black you'd never hear about it either, even if the kid looked 5.

[Null]

Sadly that is true.

[_chuchu]

posted over in image thread, but here goes:
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9792/supdawgkb7.png

[Waef]

Ew...duck.

[Plow]

people in England still name their kids Alfie?

[Lordwafik]

UPDATE

MORE GREMLINS CLAIM TO BE THE KID'S FATHER!

The controversy over teen father Alfie Patten: Who's the daddy? | News | guardian.co.uk

The story of "child dad" Alfie Patten has lurched from soap opera to farce since it emerged last week that he had become a father at just 13 years of age.
When the Sun broke the story it was hard not to be shocked by the sight of the baby-faced teenager, whose voice has not even broken yet, posing with his daughter Maisie, which led to the Conservatives citing the case as an example of Britain's social decline.
Since then there's been a stream of tawdry revelations about the boy's family - and that of his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman. Some featured Alfie's absent father, "serial love cheat" Dennis Patten, who has had either (depending on which paper you believe) seven or nine children with different women. Other stories detailed family feuds, further teenage pregnancies and questioned whether Alfie was physically capable of fathering a child. Small wonder that the News of the World has compared the situation to Channel 4 drama Shameless - only with "the total absence of anything remotely funny".

By this weekend, two other boys had come forward to suggest they, and not Alfie, might be the father. Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, told the News of the World that they had intercourse with Chantelle several times around the time she fell pregnant.

The families of all the boys involved are now demanding DNA tests to determine who really is the daddy, with Alfie's mother, Nicola Hill, telling the Sunday Mirror: "I don't believe it is his baby."
The paternity dispute has prompted one poster on the News of the World's website to mischievously suggest: "Anyone else think this could turn out like the scene in Spartacus where they all claim to be him. Lots of 13- to 16-year-olds standing up claiming i'm the Daddy!"
You might wonder why these other boys are suddenly so keen to take on responsibility for a baby. But if today's Independent on Sunday is correct, there's a fortune to be made from the story, with "at least 15 television companies locked in a fierce battle to make a documentary" about the story and media experts estimating Alfie "could earn up to half a million pounds".
Let's just hope this doesn't prompt a wave of copycat pregancies as 11 and 12 year olds across the country try to cash in.

[Null]

How can such an ugly bitch be such a hoe? Who in the world would fuck that? Even for a horny 13 year old with no options, it seems like you'd be better off settling with your hand, or the hot water blower in a hot tub.

[Khajit]

OH shit. I thought the GF was the 13 year old's mom.
That girl is a pedo waiting to get out.

You'd be surprised at what people will put thier dicks into.
Some girl was blowing all the guys in her school in a bathroom. There was a line stretching out into the hall as everyone was waiting thier turn and everything. They got caught and she got transfered to my school.
The first thing all the guys in my school thought at once was the following " Who would let a face like that anywhere near thier dick?"

[The Stig]

I will so fucking punch her in the face if I ever see her on my way to work. And that kid. And the baby.

the total absence of anything remotely funny

What do you mean it's not funny (to the paper). THIS IS FUCKING HILIARIOUS. Not only is the girl some bag of shit and now people are coming up to claim they've had intercourse with her.

And if more people do it, HELLO, WAKE UP NOW, LETS SORT THIS SHIT OUT AND ENFORCE VERY SERIOUS LAWS here...

[Ferien]

Oh man this story just turned from kind of sad to FUCKING AWESOME

[Olo401]

How can such an ugly bitch be such a hoe? Who in the world would fuck that? Even for a horny 13 year old with no options, it seems like you'd be better off settling with your hand, or the hot water blower in a hot tub.

It's England..

[Obev]

The first thing all the guys in my school thought at once was the following " Who would let a face like that anywhere near thier dick?"

There was a thread a while back, something about a teacher banging their student. The consensus was, If I remember it right, that horny thirteen-year-olds would have sex with a bicycle seat if you paint a face on it.

[The Stig]

There was a thread a while back, something about a teacher banging their student. The consensus was, If I remember it right, that horny thirteen-year-olds would have sex with a bicycle seat if you paint a face on it.

But if I recalled, that teacher was in the "Fuck" category rather than Duck. This is just ...

[Ferien]

As much of a massive Duck as she is, at 13, I would have stuck it in pretty much anything, including that.

[Kuya]

I wouldn't have. I guess i'm just NORMAL.

[Klain]

Me either, this whole thing is pretty stupid, but hilarious imo lol

[Ferien]

Pretty sure you're in the minority. Or you're just telling yourself that because you can't believe that you would have stooped that low at 13. I'm willing to bet that if she was volunteering herself and they knew she was serious, the majority of horny pubescent virgin 13-year-olds would stick it in that with barely a thought.

Case in point, Khajit's story. It doesn't matter that she looked like shit, it was a free blowjob for horny teenagers.

[Kuya]

You're confusing blowjobs and actual sex, one is easier to do with someone you don't find attractive and the other... ugh. Don't let me stop you from believing the myth that men, even boys, will do anything that moves, even if they're not interested in it at all.

[The Stig]

You know I really can't picture that kid looking horny, or feeling horny. And back at that age I don't think (compared to how I am today) I was ever at the the "fuck anything that moves" stage, only the ATTRACTIVE people yes.